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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I would have glorious hair and luscious eye lashes.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:39AM
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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
15.73"
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

id have amazin tbumte in other women.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:44AM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

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Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:45AM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

ChilePepino Posted:

id have amazin tbumte in other women.

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:45AM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I would fly a kite and be able to whistle.

twas edited this message on 10/24/2009 12:52AM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:48AM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I could wear dresses and skirts

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:50AM
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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
15.73"
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

id have beauttiful loong straigght blackhair.

plese agevi mea maey vaneinlia scops

Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:50AM
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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
13.53"
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

was Posted:

I would have glorious hair and luscious eye lashes.

I have both of those

Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-
Posted On: 10/24/2009 12:58AM
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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
10.9"
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

But you would still be taking it up the bum.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 10/24/2009 1:02AM
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SpaceTrap

Avatar: 210839 2009-10-27 10:53:32 -0400
4.9"
2

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

ha, i wasn’t born a woman, and I already have glorious hair and lashes. Log in to see images!

Bandaney Posted:

Space is enough of a man to make me **** her, and enough of a woman to make me feel lesbian about it.
Posted On: 11/08/2009 7:30PM
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
26.66"
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

if i were instead born a woman i would have ovaries and a uterus

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Green porno!

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 7:43PM
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CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400
6.57"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

I would have bruises and the inability to vote.
Posted On: 11/08/2009 7:53PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i would pee sitting down

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:02PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i would tell a guy that i was going to stay with and love him forever but by forever, really mean until im bored or i find someone better.

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:08PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i would complain to my nice guy friends that have crushes on me that they should find a girl for them, and about how i get treated like crap by my doochebag boyfriend.

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:12PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i would be an excessive male reproductive organtease just for the purpose of feeling better about myself.

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:15PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

etc.

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:16PM
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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
17.65"
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I would have periods and hate them.

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:31PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

oh i would find my current best friend then have sex with him and be like “hey dude it’s me lol you just had sex with me”

except that’s not how this idea works at all so nevermind

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:37PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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Posted On: 11/08/2009 8:39PM
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