Goddamn it, glad everything went fine after all and you’re ok. And I thought, it’s Ukraine where we have so much bandits…

Sounds pretty freaking scary.

That kind of even is pretty common where my family’s from, but it’s still terrifying to experience it in the states.

Corey, go into exile to Germany. It’s safe here and you can rethink those Brainfreeze takeover plans. Also lesbians on tv. Log in to see images!

**** that’s different.

glad you aren’t murdered in a ditch somewhere

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Also lesbians on tv. Log in to see images!

Doing what?

CoreyJess Posted:

I told my boss that I’m gonna need hazard pay whenever I visit Ohio now.

brb buying plane tickets to get out of Ohio.

Dunatis Posted:

Dude, listen to Aldo, I just saw the video for Rammstein’s new single ”woman's genitals” and they don’t seem to know that MTV isn’t a porn channel! PS, totally NSFW.

Oh god ahahhahahahahahahaha.

You’ve got woman's genitals!

I’ve got a male reproductive organ!

So what’s the problem?!

Let’s do it quick!

Thanks for the well wishes guys, but I’m fine. Although I am freaked out, and did have trouble sleeping last night, but that’s to be expected. At this point, it’s just another experience, and a story to tell. That’s why I felt compelled to share it with you guys. I guess even after staying away for a little while, I’m still a part of the community.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

Corey, go into exile to Germany. It’s safe here and you can rethink those Brainfreeze takeover plans. Also lesbians on tv. Log in to see images!

I would move to Germany in a heartbeat, if it wouldn’t make my entire family hate me. And it’s not just the lesbians and nude gymnastics, it’s also the excellent beer and schnitzel, common sense driving, nice people, and inclusive hobbyist community.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Also, if you don’t mind me asking, what part of Ohio were you in?

Dayton, Ohio. I was staying at one of the hotels on Miller Rd by the mall.