Celerysteve Posted:

Actually come to think of it, a lot of the kids at my school who beat up people were geeks who nobody liked. Their family were poor and their clothes were dirty and they had to go to special clbumes for learning disorders and they just beat people up smaller kids because that was the only way they could be better than anybody.

I’m sorry for bullying you in school CS, can we be friends?

Kittysan Posted:

I dare you to go tell the mods. I dare you to call for an investigation of any possible voting fraud.

I don’t care that much. If I did, I would have reported it already, but it’s far less stressful to let you live in your little fantasy world where you are king than it is to call for a grand jury to kick you off the site.

One thing I’ve noticed about you is you are completely arrogant and self-absorbed. In every post you make, from when you took credit for Web 1.0 Veterans to when you bragged about your “self-parody” submission for Lamebait getting -5’d, you act like you are an internet celebrity and everyone wants to hear what you have to say. Were you a higher profile poster, this would make you a prime source of much humour, so I encourage you to keep your nose to the keyboard. I’ll be busy not reading your walls of text of potently pompous positions.

Kittysan Posted:

Instead of admitting that I can design styles that people like, and you can’t, you have to come up with false accusation based on false observation. You insult not only my victory, but my reputation, and my integrity as well.

Quoted as another example of how ridiculously aloof you are.

Kittysan Posted:

How about this? If the mods can find any hint of fraud, or alt abuse on my part, let them Permaban me and strip all my design E-Peens. But if they can’t find anything suspicious, let they ban you instead for slandering and ad hominem attacks. I think it’s only fair this way. Because frankly, you can’t accuse someone of fraud, have your accusation proven false, and get away with it.

Despite what you might think, nobody really cares about your reputation or proving you wrong, the fact that you’re so visibly shaken by these accusations already makes you look guilty and it’s funny/sad to watch. I’m not even baiting you, you did it yourself by posting this obnoxious topic to draw attention to yourself instead of PMing authority to deal with it privately.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I’m sorry for bullying you in school CS, can we be friends?

Yeah dude, I can teach you how to be cool. It’ll be a challenge.

Skyman747 Posted:

My family wasn’t really that poor, and my clothes were only dirty because I ate them. I had to go to a special clbum to learn how to say the “Th” sound and “ssss” sound correctly, if that counts as a learning disorder.

Yeah dude, only retards went to speech clbum. Everybody knows that. We made fun of the way you talked after you left the room. You ate your clothes?

Celerysteve Posted:

Yeah dude, only retards went to speech clbum. Everybody knows that. We made fun of the way you talked after you left the room. You ate your clothes?

Yeah. In first grade I ate the collars off my shirts (I was so cool other kids started doing it), and in 3rd and 4th grade I ate the sleeves off one of my jackets.

Skyman747 Posted:

Mterek, are you a big sister? Not MILF, just big sister(s). Preferably Japanese. If you answered yes, then you and kittysan are destined to be together.

Nope. Just your average internet troll.

Skyman747 Posted:

Yeah. In first grade I ate the collars off my shirts (I was so cool other kids started doing it), and in 3rd and 4th grade I ate the sleeves off one of my jackets.

actually come to think of it when i was like 6 or 7 i used to suck on the collar of my shirt cause i was a ****ed up bored little kid.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

but what i used to do even more was draw all over my shoes and pants.

I washed my hands a lot.

Do I win?