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Fly Fishing I think the very busiest klan is the best klan ever

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:45PM     | #

So true, oh man there is no way that you are wrong and that I am you

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:46PM     | #

Jeez dawg I agree with both of you grrrlz which I would bumume you are because grrrllz love the colonel bear

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:46PM     | #

This klan just proves that celerysteve is a pasty white fatbum fine upstanding member of society ginger from the dirty slums of china and can’t make awesome klans like the very busy klan

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:48PM     | #

we’ll end up numb

from playing video games

and we’ll get sick

of having sex

and we’ll get fat

from eating candy

as we drink ourselves

to death,

we’ll stay up late

making mix tapes

photoshopping pictures

of ourselves

while we masturbate

to these pixelated

videos of strangers

****ing themselves

we are very busy people

we are very busy people

there’s crusty socks

and stacks of pizza boxes

making trails straight

to the bed

and when we’re done

sleeping we’ll stay busy

dreaming of the things

we don’t have yet

well there’s a long

long list of chores

and **** to do before

we play, oh let’s just

**** away the day

crank call the cops

down at the station

just for friendly

conversation requesting

songs they never play

let’s hear the one

that goes like

we are very busy people

but we’ve always got

time for new friends

so come on over and

knock on our door

it’s open, what’s ya

waiting for

we might be spawled

out on the floor

but we still make

lovely company

pull up a chair

i’ll pour some tea

we’ll shoot the ****

‘bout everything

til you get sick

of politics and

flip on the tv screen

we stare at the tv screen

that donnie darko DVD

has been repeating for

a week and we know every

single word

i’ve got an ipod

like a pirate ship

i’ll sail the seas

with fifty thousand

songs i’ve never heard

all the best of them

go fa la la la la la la la…

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:49PM     | #

Fo srs, celerysteve could sck seven male reproductive organs and he would **** his pants because he would be magnetically attached to the male reproductive organs and would not be capable of leaving the male reproductive organs to go to the bathroom. Because this klan is awesome, because its totally not Troll ambience fine upstanding member of societymofos

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:50PM     | #

If I was in this klan I would feel better about being alive

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:51PM     | #

Hi this is celerysteve, I wish I could be in this klan but I am too much of a salty prepubescant dweeb to bring myself to joining. All my freinds would laff at me when I get rejected. Not that I have Freends. Oh god my life is hopeless

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:53PM     | #

Hi this was quangntenemy, I was busy slobbering my greasy indian mug all over a monster sized black male reproductive organ for a cup of sugar, i noticed this sparkling glimmer of a klan. I am considering disbanding whatever the **** my klan is called immediately and quitting forumwarz

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:56PM     | #

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Thats symbolic dawg

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 7:59PM     | #

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Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:02PM     | #

I’m so overcome with emotion right now.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:05PM     | #

i love it for the fact i can sleep through a hurricane…..but still

just the other day….yesterday to be exact…i was sleeping on his couch with a big thing of water right above my head…

BTW…i also have night terrors….fun times climbing the walls…fun times…

anywho… i punched that thing of water in my sleep…..in came (lol) all over me (lolz) and i didn’t even stir in my sleep

my friend then proceded to kick my balls for the next 30mins …. never even came out of REM

anyone else a moose-sleeper?

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:06PM     | #

No, but when I get into a deep enough sleep, I start reciting poetry out loud.

My friends get a kick out of it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:06PM     | #

My friends a deep sleeper. I can draw all over his face without him moving at all, and i can do basically anything i want to him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:06PM     | #

I’m a pretty deep sleeper normally, there was once a fire across the road and (apparently) a fire engine came along with sirens screaming, stopped, lights flashing out side my window, and I have very thin curtains, and I didn’t notice at all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:07PM     | #

So I Just Found My Memory Card that I lent to my girlfriend (YEAH I KNOW I’M ****ING LYING) so she could take pictures of a cake she made for a culinary clbum. It was packed away in some boxes and I’ve been needing it for my camera.

Well after I took the photos that I needed I popped it into my computer to put them on Fireworks. Well as soon as the folder opened I saw a picture of her cake, as well as a couple of other cakes.

One photo of her friend did manage to really catch my attention though.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:08PM     | #

There’s a new commercial to warn people and especially teenagers to prevent of getting AIDS and that you must take it serious.

So the people of the campaign against AIDS, gave AIDS a new face the face of Adolf Hitler because such as Adolf Hitler also AIDS is a mbum murderer they say.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/6138037/Adolf-Hitler-sex-video-condemned-by-Aids-charities.html

Ok I don’t have any problem with that commercial, but I do have a problem with the Jewish community claiming that this is an insult against the Jews.

Discuss.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:10PM     | #

All I can say is, Lol.

No, I can actually say more. How to jews find this offensive? They are saying Hitler is just as bad as AIDS, unless jews think Aids is great, then, whats the problem?

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:10PM     | #

Absolutely nothing offensive to this commercial at all. It’s a little graphic for a TV commercial, and would never fly in the states, but as far as Hitlers likeness being in it, I can’t see how Jews, Gypsies, the mentally disabled (although they NEVER seem to get offended about anything), and so on would be upset by this.

Anonymous
Anonymous
09/07/2009 8:11PM     | #
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