****HOLES MOTHER ONCE TRIED DRUGS AT A PARTY AND NOW SHES ADDICTED AND GIVES BLOWJOBS FOR DOPE

SHE HAD YOU DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME

in fact, she’s considering killing her children before she kills herself

too bad she’ll probably fail at that too

****holes mother wakes up each day wishing she hadnt. she gets up and slowly walks to the bathroom to brush her teeth, but spends most of the time staring at the reflection of a deeply depressed woman in the mirror. her face is cracked and spotted, the marks of an unbearably painful life. when she was five her mother had to visit her mother for a few weeks, and left her uncle to watch her. she didn’t have a dad, he died in a car crash. the uncle asked her to come to his room one night, claiming he was having trouble sleeping. being the trusting, caring girl she was, she obliged.

****hole’s mother was was given candy and flew off into the sky on a unicorn.

sometimes, in the middle of the night, when nobody is listening, ****hole’s mother cries to herself

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

BUT INSTEAD THE FUN DRIVES BY AND AND STOPS RIGHT NEXT TO HER, DOOR OPEN WAITING FOR HER TO ENTER A LAND FULL OF MYSTERY AND FUN.

where she is raped by homeless people

Actually, ****holes mother is a happy, rational individual, but sadly, her fear of prescription drugs keeps her from treating her mental illnesses, all of which are easily prevented through modern medicine.

mostly because her fear of modern medical advancements keeps her from loving her children

it’s also why he spends all his time on internet forums

actually, ****hole’s mother is kind of a douchebag