Since CelerySteve is about to become the next Falcon Four, I call dibs on writing the side quest that will lampoon him.

Working Title: ”The Quest for Mediocrity: A Study in Failed Lulz”

Of course, it won’t be as entertaining as CelerySteve’s… mainly because the subject matter I have to work with is so much more bland and pathetic than the original.

Sancdar Posted:

Skyman747 Posted:

4. _____ writes content to become a FWZ mission based around CelerySteve’s bumhurt

5. _____ takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasurable levels of unwarranted self-imposed grandeur.

6. ______ writes content to become a FWZ mission based around _____’s bumhurt

7. ______ takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasureable levels of unwarranted self-imposted grandeur.

I was going to fill in some names, but I don’t keep track of anyone routinely unfunny enough to get commissioned by JB to write a mission who would also get super bumhurt and isn’t liked by anybody important. Closest I can get is plk, but she’d never post enough for it to work out.

Nevermind this post, you definitely fit the bill.

Will it involve attacking forums using only “Post Personal Information”? (lol mission only available to trolls derp)