Duca, I do beseech

In payment for poetry

Pics of you fapping

Master Haiku.

Fie Posted:

True love.

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duca,

Had we but world enough, and time,

This coyness, Lady, were no crime.

We would sit down and think which way

To walk and pbum our long love’s day.

Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side

Shouldst rubies find: I by the tide

Of Humber would complain. I would

Love you ten years before the Flood,

And you should, if you please, refuse

Till the conversion of the Jews.

My vegetable love should grow

Vaster than empires, and more slow;

An hundred years should go to praise

Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;

Two hundred to adore each breast;

But thirty thousand to the rest;

An age at least to every part,

And the last age should show your heart;

For, Lady, you deserve this state,

Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear

Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near;

And yonder all before us lie

Deserts of vast eternity.

Thy beauty shall no more be found,

Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound

My echoing song: then worms shall try

That long preserved virginity,

And your quaint honour turn to dust,

And into ashes all my lust:

The grave’s a fine and private place,

But none, I think, do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue

Sits on thy skin like morning dew,

And while thy willing soul transpires

At every pore with instant fires,

Now let us sport us while we may,

And now, like amorous birds of prey,

Rather at once our time devour

Than languish in his slow-chapt power.

Let us roll all our strength and all

Our sweetness up into one ball,

And tear our pleasures with rough strife

Thorough the iron gates of life:

Thus, though we cannot make our sun

Stand still, yet we will make him run.

haiku battle!

your name is duca

male reproductive organ is synonymous

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Adapt Posted:

duca,

Had we but world enough, and time,

This coyness, Lady, were no crime.

We would sit down and think which way

To walk and pbum our long love’s day.

Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side

Shouldst rubies find: I by the tide

Of Humber would complain. I would

Love you ten years before the Flood,

And you should, if you please, refuse

Till the conversion of the Jews.

My vegetable love should grow

Vaster than empires, and more slow;

An hundred years should go to praise

Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;

Two hundred to adore each breast;

But thirty thousand to the rest;

An age at least to every part,

And the last age should show your heart;

For, Lady, you deserve this state,

Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear

Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near;

And yonder all before us lie

Deserts of vast eternity.

Thy beauty shall no more be found,

Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound

My echoing song: then worms shall try

That long preserved virginity,

And your quaint honour turn to dust,

And into ashes all my lust:

The grave’s a fine and private place,

But none, I think, do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue

Sits on thy skin like morning dew,

And while thy willing soul transpires

At every pore with instant fires,

Now let us sport us while we may,

And now, like amorous birds of prey,

Rather at once our time devour

Than languish in his slow-chapt power.

Let us roll all our strength and all

Our sweetness up into one ball,

And tear our pleasures with rough strife

Thorough the iron gates of life:

Thus, though we cannot make our sun

Stand still, yet we will make him run.

YOU ARE NOT ANDREW MARVELL! WHY MUST YOU PLAGIARIZE IN ORDER TO CHEAPEN MY LOVE?!

I AM ALSO ANDREW MARVELL. HE IS ALSO AN ALT ADAPT IS PLAGARISING ME.

CHECK OUT MY TYPO TWO THREE POSTS UP. MY FERVOR MEANS I LOVE YOU MOST.

Deific Blunder Posted:

Do not give him trust

Truly he is FAIL

Please send pics in mail

I am D Blunder

I don’t understand haikus

it’s 5-7-5

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I WAS KIDDING WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT LENGTH EARLIER. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS POETRY ****? CHECK OUT MY male reproductive organ. 5 TIMES 7 TIMES 5 THE OTHER GUY’S male reproductive organS WOULDN’T MAKE THEM THAT BIG.

BESIDES THAT DEIFIC FAIL IS SUCH ****ING OLDfabulous personS. HIS male reproductive organ JUST SHOOTS DUST AND OLD FORUMWARZ USER REFERENCES. ME, I REALLY UNDERSTAND YOU.