Dis outta be tight, yo!

Zombiggie Smalls vs celerysteve!

celerysteve, take da ****in’ mic!

Celerysteve Posted:

Yo DJ flip this **** I’m gonna spit this real quick

I grab up this mic like a fist full of boomstick

I’ll blow this zombie away while he turns out tricks

this character alt has got some balls but he aint got no male reproductive organ

the **** fell off, it’s the rot, he’s got no male reproductive organ

I put his game to shame while he’s stuffin a sock

to replace his manhood but it don’t look too damn good

he don’t want to eat brain but he’ll take the whole head

he takes tools to the face like in shawn of the dead

I’m a guerrilla wolverine like in dawn of the red

they all tried to stop me but I face down animosity

you won’t top me, you walkin’ dead meat zombie

try to step to me you get a bullet lobotomy

that’s when I remove your brain cuz you aint usin’ it

you end up losin’ it – that’s it, you’re done

unless you want more, ok then… come get some

pre-eminent emcee of tha universe

ima euthanize this ho’s puny verse

like a crippled horse

wit a broken leg, what’s worse

dis veggie’s got no flow

like terry schiavo

but wit even more slow

yo

take out yo feed tube

eat my zombie pubes

lyrical enjoy

oops, forgot the lube

instead

i might be dead

but i got mad street cred

you best watch out

ima eat yo brains right out yo inflated head

I liked Celerysteve’s first one better, imo.

ZomBiggie Smalls Posted:

pardon me while i flip yo lid

im tha sniper on yo last second bid

haha you think -IM- the blind kid

you rap worse than helen keller did

dawg, you deaf n dumb

im fingers, you all thumbs

you rap the heartburn im the tums

its time to learn, maybe skip yo next turn

watch n listen how tha real rappers churn

lines to christen dese chances you missin’

i gots a harder flow even if im jes ****in’

 

 

i can see that you nervous

i promise im impervious

redlining like fast n tha furious

while yo talent is spurious

do or do not, there is no try

to quote a famous green little guy

you’re mos def a “do not”, so jes give up and die

bein’ dead aint bad, i won’t lie

and hey, there aint no law saying veggies can’t cry

You think you can beat this I’m totally speechless

you talk about street cred but your raps a complete mess

you bring this weak ****, and you actually believe this?

Please ****, those beats miss more than toilet seat ****

I’m the elitest zombie killer coming to reap heads

I whip you like Simon so fly man when I defeat the undead

I’m Castlevania – you’re thriller, ‘cept out of step when you tread

so I’ll explain to ya’ in this verse the point spread in this thread

See Falcon, Chawin, and those dudes are inflating your head

Voting fail and win without even ever debating what’s said

But they can hate on me all day – cuz I don’t even fret

I got a date to see their momma after she puts them to bed

They get up for a glbum of water I spray ‘em with the hose

Their beds are wet anyway but shhh! nobody knows

Mad cuz the only flow they got leaks out there clothes

but I’m the most verbose, you don’t come close it’s you I’m dissin’

I (w)rap so many circles around you ‘think I was an Egyptian mortician

but you aint got the mummy’s curse you just got the dummy’s verse

Tripping over your words, put that ****in’ herse in reverse

your first was bad enough, please, don’t make it any worse