Sup Zombiggie, it’s about that time

that I come back for round three and destroy steve with my rhyme

He did pretty well making it up to this point

It’s too damn bad I’ll light him up like a joint

NB4 steve records some gay **** from ventrilo

that stuff works on nubs but you can’t **** with me though

My freestyles are refined, his beats are just crbum

his flows are mad weak, my **** is Full of Sbum

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FAIL Posted:

Failure to read rules!

So fail fails right out the gate and theres already people upvoting it, LOL!

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ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

All y’all ridahz listen up!

My fine upstanding member of society Zombiggie got a message from celerysteve sayin’ he gonna be off da interwebs till at least Tuesday fo’ reasonz beyond his control. This fine upstanding member of society ain’t inclined to be givin’ FAIL no second free ride, so this round gonna be open till a week from today. So round three gonna end on Friday da 17th.

 

As fo’ why that playa not available, my fine upstanding member of society Tyrone up in county lock-up told me that celerysteve showed up there last night. Turns out that busta mighta’ exposed his junk to a cop in a public restroom, and we all know there ain’t no internet in da pen.

So good luck to ya CS, and don’t drop da soap. We’ll see yo’ bum Tuesday.

I managed to get that taken care of. Look before you leap on those glory holes fellas.

**** son maybe next time link me to the rules

not just the thread where I’m supposed to kill fools

What the **** should I include a stalk character? Please…

These rules are mad gay like BruceBear and Celerysteve

steve’s flow is loose like his caboose, my raps are tight like my bum,

His **** fails at every level, my **** pbumes every clbum

He thinks he is edgy because he isn’t well liked

But really he’s just a homo thats about to get spiked

I keep spitting outstanding **** comin straight from the dome

Celerysteve do yourself a favor and just go home

This will be embarrbuming, you can count on that

Like goosefriedbacon, fine upstanding member of society you gettin kinda fat (to make up for my first post not having a contact… still a gay rule though)

I’d like to take a moment now to remember the pro

GS49 was great, I’ma miss her fo sho

He left not for the rules like most people think

He left because of how bad celery stinks

FAIL Posted:

**** son maybe next time link me to the rules

not just the thread where I’m supposed to kill fools

What the **** should I include a stalk character? Please…

These rules are mad gay like BruceBear and Celerysteve

steve’s flow is loose like his caboose, my raps are tight like my bum,

His **** fails at every level, my **** pbumes every clbum

He thinks he is edgy because he isn’t well liked

But really he’s just a homo thats about to get spiked

I keep spitting outstanding **** comin straight from the dome

Celerysteve do yourself a favor and just go home

This will be embarrbuming, you can count on that

Like goosefriedbacon, fine upstanding member of society you gettin kinda fat (to make up for my first post not having a contact… still a gay rule though)

I’d like to take a moment now to remember the pro

GS49 was great, I’ma miss her fo sho

He left not for the rules like most people think

He left because of how bad celery stinks

If you download only one of my raps this entire contest, this would be the one to do: http://www.mediafire.com/?hyl2yzqd1em

also, the lonely gunman.

(your rule is mad gay)

FAIL Posted:

Hey guys I think I’m out, that **** was too hot

SYKE THIS fine upstanding member of society WISHES HE HAD WHAT I GOT

Steve you’ve been watching too many aahz videos

You think horrible beats make you cool but you actin like a ho

That’s cool that you have the time to make “music” like that

while you were home on a friday, I was being fellated by some brat

Your “freestyles” have choruses that are more boring than some books

I’m the captain of this ship, you just a fine upstanding member of society with weak hooks

http://www.mediafire.com/?ihdm2kzjwyt

FAIL Posted:

Steve you must be proud to be in a klan like TAM

There are some cool kids in there, like… uh nevermind man

I’m glad you’re making e-friends, even if they’re uncool

Because everybody knows fabulous persongy downs kids need love too

My flow is so sharp it’ll cut you like a sword

Your beats sound like they were made on a casio keyboard

You’re a homo for advocating prochoice parents

It’s impressive how you rap with a big male reproductive organ in your larynx

I’m killin you here, you’ll only last a few days

when I send you to hell, say hello to billy mays

I’m a lyrical professional, you’re a rhyming noob

Stalking opheliamammary glandsupp is as close as you’ll come to feelin a boob

http://www.mediafire.com/?dvkvjjmzndm

FAIL Posted:

**** I’m gonna back out. Props, steve. As gay as your ventrilo **** is, you keystyle better than me. I had a good run, but I’m out.

gg bro.

If I had me a mic you know I’d do it right

I’ll text this for the **** of it just so I have five

cuz with the robot voice I know them lyrics don’t “punch”

I do it son just for fun and you know it sounds alright

you had few hot lines here and there they were killer

but it wasn’t all the time most of it was just like filler

you resigned so I’m not going to beat down on a dead horse

no need to be mean just for peen like doctor O for sure