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last battle up fo sho not tha least both playas skated through last round like dey some kinda beast Lament vs. Deific Blunder n its a failrapper feast if you aint got tha skills make like patch n take pills dis is a one-way ticket to all thrills no frills each one spills out his heart on tha page black lyrical rage y’all fine upstanding member of societys comin’ out tha cage anyone watchin’ stand up, stand back fine upstanding member of societys best win/fail attack   n to tha pimpbum macs give it yo best crack
first one up, pretend you is black Lament at tha mic make yo opponent yo snack |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 10:34PM | View ZomBiggie Smalls...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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This round ain’t gonna be so easy Lament, betta step up correct. |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 11:53PM | View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | # | ||||||
Fresh from my warmup on that Grey Goose goon, One third of the trio with egos blown up like balloons, This is the next coming of the ForumWarz rookie of the year. I’m Lament, and you’ll be doing just that when I’m done here.
First off, props to my boy DB. Like a Dung Beetle, he rolled with a pile of **** to get a victory. He’s the pound-for-pound king who claims to be ‘verbose’. But big words can’t really help you when you can’t come close,
To the flow that I lay down with my superior breed, Of intellectual, sexually perverted, acidy comedy. I know this battle might get rough, and I might get thrown in the mud, But your beats are crippled like Timmeh. I’m Bugs Bunny. You’re Elmer Fudd.
You’re a dud, bud. You’re trying to **** out a forest fire, And while I’m high on this herb, it’s a dumb move to conspire, To defeat my beat with your Grade-C meat. Have a seat. You look too low on Ego to go up against me, a Grade-A creep.
To all you other little eavesdroppers watchin’ the show, Let me see two middle fingers from every seat in every row. Show your appreciation to this Cosmic Mistake. He’s not a fake, but he’ll still bend over and take, My snake. |
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Posted On: 06/26/2009 2:57AM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
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Gather ‘round fight fans, welcome to the show
My period has me cranky, I’m feelin’ a heavy flow
Lament is West Side snappin’, so I guess it’s time to throw
Gunna mount up on this oxen and pull back on his yoke
Like I caught playa taggin’ his **** all down my street
Grant him a lyrical skull ****ing ‘till I ruin the sheets
Now my seeds in your head, floatin’ in your socket
Yeah, I stole your beat, but that’s ‘cause you dropped it
Your corner is tossin’ towels praying the ref is gunna stop it
A DB model MIG has lock, you should eject from male reproductive organpit
Your ‘chute touches down, your blood begins to pound
Strainin’ not to panic while taking in what surrounds
Did that tree just move?! What the **** was that sound?!
Fear creeping ‘cause now you know you’re on enemy grounds
Hunt ya like big game, then reduce ya down to slag
Lament for your family then ship you home in a bag |
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Posted On: 06/26/2009 3:18PM | View Deific Blunder's Profile | # | ||||||
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I like this one, two of the four people who advanced and deserved it throwing down. Should be good, winvoted both rhymes. |
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Posted On: 06/26/2009 11:50PM | View UnstoppableChan's Profile | # | ||||||
A’ight, props, yo. You didn’t fail to fire back. You tossed a wrench into my flow and had my game outta whack. But that was yesterday, kid. And now I’m here to collect, On the thrashing I owe you for your blatant disrespect.
You call collect, ‘cuz your Flezz don’t flow like mine. You try to stand tall, but no one can hear you whine. And in time, you’ll fizzle just like all the rest. You’re drownin’ in your pipe dreams if you think you’re the best.
If you were a lifeguard, some boy would probably die, If you swim like you rap, like a rock, you’d sink in no time. And I’d pull you to shore, if I could find you a rope, But now you’re drowning in a sea of failure; a lost hope.
Log in to see images!
*cough cough cough*
Now I got some herbs in my oven, all bubblin’ and brewin’. Watch my eyes glaze over and soon I’m all tuned in, To the frequency that frightens all fakers away. I’ve got you twisting in the wind. I’ll send your bum all the way to next Sunday.
You’ve held on strong up through all these grenades, Of hate-filled harmonics raining down on your parade. But like the little train that couldn’t, you can’t climb the hill, But that’s the price that you pay for these kinds of cheap thrills.
So keep on truckin, my little brainfrost-bitten genius. I’ll turn my volume down and let you close the gap between us. Because before the gong chimes and it’s time for recess, You’ll be pbumed out on the floor, without a heartbeat in your chest.
’CUZ YOU RUNNIN’ OUTTA BREATH fine upstanding member of society. |
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Posted On: 06/27/2009 1:30AM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
By the way, both the required references can be found in my first post. Note the ‘Timmeh’ and the ‘Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd’.
BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. [/readingrainbow] Log in to see images! Lament edited this message on 06/27/2009 1:38AM |
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Posted On: 06/27/2009 1:37AM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
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Lament Posted:
lmao what is this **** |
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Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:31AM | View Indiana Jonas's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:46AM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
I hope you’re cookin’ up something delicious DB. |
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Posted On: 06/27/2009 6:21PM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
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Sorry actually just got back. Didn’t mean to eat into our time, but my girl got 10 hours of shore leave and I can’t pbum up what little time I get with her. I’ll get to work and try to have something by morning/early afternoon tomorrow. |
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Posted On: 06/28/2009 2:45AM | View Deific Blunder's Profile | # | ||||||
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Lament’s tryin’ to hang and it has me at a loss
Do you think you’re Tony Danza? **** I’M the boss
I have a bevy of skill that won’t just leave you in stitches
Before you defend a coroner is cleaning **** from your britches
You were at a disadvantage as you stepped on the scene
Son, you’re just a foamy pint and I’m BINGEBOT 2015
I can’t afford a rival as new Dictator Emcee
Lock you in the shower, give you a wash of Zyklon B
Because when it’s time to battle I always play for keeps
You’ll end up like all my enemies: A chalkline in the streets
When warring MC DB the only option is retreat
You’re like a summer project rowboat against the US Naval Fleet
I spit heroin mainlined in veins that are varicose
Too late you realize the quality leaves you much more than comatose
A dominance so legendary you’ll look it up on Snopes
Only to find a single line stating, “Th-Th-That’s All Folks!” |
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Posted On: 06/28/2009 4:16AM | View Deific Blunder's Profile | # | ||||||
The round’s almost over, but you have yet to knock me out. I hope your **** gets better, ‘cuz I’m still cleaving your clouts. My melon’s keen like a razor. It severs meat from the bone. I’ll leave you stranded in the desert without a place to call home.
I smoke those clones, get in the zone, and trip up your pace. Stick a stick in your spokes, and watch you fall on your face. You’re a disgrace to anyone claimin’ they skilled. I’ll bore my point through your skull, even if I have to get the drill.
Son, you’ll be killed if you continue to pursue me. I’ll stop your heart like Michael Jackson’s when he did that zombie movie. ‘Cuz I’m the judge. The jury. And I flip the switch too. And I’ve got you strapped to a chair, poised to give you the juice.
Tie a noose around your neck, and kick you off of the table. You might Houdini out of this, but I doubt that you’ll be able. ‘Cuz I’m handling the money, and you’re serving the food. And I’m sorry, but you’re fired. You’ve got a bad work attitude. |
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Posted On: 06/28/2009 6:21PM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
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A bad work attitude? Can you believe this dude?
Your flow leaves me hungry like some Chinese food
Now it’s time to lay it down so this charade can conclude
Break ya so completely have ya cryin’ like AAHZ’s brood
Black is my mood and should clue that you’re screwed
Like dumping you in the State pen yard completely nude
I’m one of the sadistic lifers, you can’t hold a torch
Have some hard bum fine upstanding member of societys hold ya while I **** your face hoarse
Alas, I’m a bit scraped ‘cause you gave it your all
But I’m the killer in the rest stop bathroom that leaves your brains on the stall
It’s the full-court press and you’re droppin’ the ball
You’re tantamount to garbage and I’m the cleansing squall
Blow your bum away ‘cause I don’t allow trash on my street
I’m genetically engineered for this, you can’t compete
As I leave you in a ditch I remember the tidying is incomplete
Place my kicks on your chest then proceed to wipe my feet |
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Posted On: 06/28/2009 8:31PM | View Deific Blunder's Profile | # | ||||||
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Good round and good luck Lament. |
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Posted On: 06/28/2009 10:16PM | View Deific Blunder's Profile | # | ||||||
For sure man. It was fun going punch for punch with you. |
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Posted On: 06/28/2009 10:30PM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||