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News Hey Odalisque, do you know how to knit?

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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Can you make me this one?

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twas

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Or maybe this one.

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Those remind me of these in a completely unknit sort of way.

http://www.morbidtendencies.com/crittercats/alien.html

This gal makes cool stuff.


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twas

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Scully, why do you always have to one-up me? You’re so competitive.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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I was totally looking at those just last week!!

I haven’t learned to knit yet, but I can sew stuff like whoa. I used to make stuff like that all the time. I have a bunch of fake fur scraps and things that would make awesome deadly creatures. How many sacks of cash are you willing to part with?


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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Can you make me this one?

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reminds me of this http://www.mcphee.com/items/11554.html

I used to really want one of those because the new age lady reminds me of my former boss.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

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Figure size – 7.5cm standing

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Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
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Mmmm…that’s good blasphemy.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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Odalisque Posted:

I was totally looking at those just last week!!

I haven’t learned to knit yet, but I can sew stuff like whoa. I used to make stuff like that all the time. I have a bunch of fake fur scraps and things that would make awesome deadly creatures. How many sacks of cash are you willing to part with?

I willing to part with one and a half sacks.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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I willing to part with one and a half sacks.

that sounds kind of gross, actually

oh man, I should make some stuffed scrotes, that would be awesome


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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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Make sure to put a lump in one of them.


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Deific Blund-
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Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
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Hand-knit Aborted Fetus!


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Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
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you still go on here you old **** just die already

Odalisque Posted:

I haven’t learned to knit yet

You are useless as a woman.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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Make sure to put a lump in one of them.

Of course! Actually it would be pretty awesome to make them out of stuffed pantyhose with a deformed rubber ball in one so you can squish them around in your hand to feel the lump.

But if you for realsies want me to make you something TM and we can work something out. I guess that goes for everybody, though I’d rather it be someone I know so I’ll be confident they wont flake out on me.


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Odalisque Posted:

Of course! Actually it would be pretty awesome to make them out of stuffed pantyhose with a deformed rubber ball in one so you can squish them around in your hand to feel the lump.

But if you for realsies want me to make you something TM and we can work something out. I guess that goes for everybody, though I’d rather it be someone I know so I’ll be confident they wont flake out on me.

No one knows was. To think otherwise is to be demented.

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ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

You are useless as a woman.


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