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Boobs Idea for spicing up deliveries

curufeanor

Avatar: Plague Victim

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Here’s an idea for spicing up deliveries. When you get delivery. Add a chance that it could be a “gift” from one of the forum-goers you pwned. It would be just like the other deliveries except itd be something bad and the delivery message would have them cursing you out.

Examples…

Shards of broken glbum. “Perfect for those homemade jewelry crafts.” “I can’t believe you could say such a mean thing to xXFrEaKgIrLXx at RPGenius! I hope you cut yourself and die.” Value: 1 Flezz

A bunch of rotting eggs. “Use the fragrance of these rotting eggs to set the perfect environment on your next date. That is, if you ever got off the internet, fabulous person.” “It’s cuz of douchebags like you we can’t have anything good. Do us all a favor and chop off your fingers.” Value: 2 Flezz

A bag of anthrax. “Use this handy anthrax to sabotage a polling station in your own home town!” “Hey fabulous person, way to ruin a perfectly good conversation at South Carolina Marine Fisheries. Hope you like this little present!” Value: 60 Flezz

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LROSENBERG19-
96

Avatar: Tight Skirt
35

[WeChall]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

The gifts could include something useful some times, instead of just trash.

TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Suitcase “snuke”
Flezz Sell value: 250,000

So salient, a suitcase snuke. Smells of soiled snatch secretions. Stupendous.
“What the hell would possess you to do that, man?! I hope this explodes in your face!”

Obtained by pwning the Nuclear Forum 12 times in a row.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

actually it would be cool if each forum had a special delivery for pwning it 12 times in a row (on the same day.)

something usable, would be even better. (a bunch of consumables that you can’t get in any other way would be really cool. maybe stuff that buffs your stats for a day)

Pickled Dickbutt edited this message on 03/13/2008 8:48PM
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