i bought some gum today

TUBSWEETIE

19.44"

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

actually auser and raepdog, stfu

this thread is about peregrine not you bum buddies

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 05/19/2009 6:42PM

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Auser

10.84"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

Just south of sanity

Funny really how he starts it.

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sorry tubs I’ll just back out of the thread now and let you stare at peregrine’s nipples in peace

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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

Posted On: 05/19/2009 6:45PM

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Cheins Sanch-
ez

11.09"

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

lol TUBS u so crazy why dont people like you more

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Tesfan

9.44"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

let’s play: gum edition

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Amy Rose

6.77"

Level 27 Permanoob

Im realy a lesbien with a male reproductive organ lolololol

Peregrine Posted:

the label looked cool
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*SOLSTICE~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~

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Naked man… holding a little box… I thought he was showing off some condoms.

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Posted On: 05/20/2009 10:28PM

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Adapt

17.1"

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Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

ahahahahahhhahahHAHAhahah

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This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in

If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Posted On: 05/20/2009 10:40PM

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dobnits

29.38"

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Peregrine Posted:

I’ve actually had every flavor of 5 except for Flare.

Elixir – Sweet and tasty, and fairly long lasting for a sweet gum. Won’t make your breath desirable, but it’ll keep you from biting your fingernails. Fun fact, the stick is pink but when you chew the gum and spit it out, the gum is white after.

Cobalt – Your basic peppermint gum. Strong, abrasive, sure to overpower the stench of anything you could have possibly eaten, while making your breath strong enough that people who stand near you while you talk can tell what flavor youre chewing.

Lush – While the gum tastes remarkably like oranges, the flavor doesn’t last long. The most offsetting thing for me, however, was the peculiar texture of the gum. While all other 5 gums are like regular stick gum, Lush felt more fibrous in nature, as if the stick were crunching ever so slightly on the first few chews.

Rain – Obvious spearmint. For those who need all the breath correction of peppermint but actually someone to enjoy being close to them and not dying in the fumes of their breath. I found this to be the longest lasting of the flavors I have tried.

Flare – Don’t know yet!

Solstice – GROSS GROSS ****ING GROSS This is the **** that extra and eclipse put out ‘polar ice’ just a really awkward mint flavor that is strong to the point of socially awkward.

What about Zing D:

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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪

Posted On: 05/20/2009 10:42PM

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Adapt

17.1"

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Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

and ya the colbalt one is intense. I have some of that even though I don’t really chew gum, I mostly just had it to chew when i took x and didn’t want to be grinding my teeth

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This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in

If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Posted On: 05/20/2009 10:42PM

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Raepdog

15.78"

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Auser Posted:

Sup raepdog?
See you stopped insulting me anonymously, good for you bro *pats*

Insult you anonymously? Also Auser I’m willing to have sex with you anytime you want, just be gentle. Also I started working out so you can be my brah.

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Posted On: 05/20/2009 10:47PM

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