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...is like dancing about architecture. This may be true, but it’s fun anyway. Log in to see images!
Awhile back I held a contest asking for players to submit songs and artist. I’ve always planned on doing something with the collected songs, but wasn’t quite sure what to do. I don’t think I’m ever going to come up with the perfect thing, so I’m going to go with an imperfect thing.
Log in to see images! Choose a song from the list below and include the song title and artist in your post. Answer as many as you like and feel free to add more info if you wish, but you must answer at least four of the following about the song you choose to qualify for contest entry: - What picture, painting, whatever - represents the face of the song? - Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? - Is it male or female? - What age would it be? - What would it's favorite book and movie be? - If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? - What is it's favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) - Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? - Who is it's favorite comedian? - What is it's favorite sport? - What is it's personal motto? - What would it dress up as for Halloween?
Log in to see images! Pick one of the songs from the list below and describe (and potentially illustrate with pics or art or whatever) which member of the ForumWarz moderation team the song represents! (Aldo_Anything, BINGEBOT 2015, dobnits, Evil Trout, Jalapeno Bootyhole, MC Banhammer, Nicco, Sergeant Cid, spacekadt, or TUBSWEETIE.)
Log in to see images! Contest ends: May 10, 2009 at 11:59 PM server time. One entry per character (no need to alt parade unless you feel like doing more songs) 1st place as chosen by me gets 3 bps. 2nd place gets 1 bp. I reserve the right to throw more bps at people if I am entertained or just think what they came up with is cool or funny. You can edit your post until the deadline, editing after that will mean disqualification. Trolling commentary about the other entries is fine.
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Satellite of Love by Lou Reed
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon
Hold your Colors by Pendulum
Jenny was a friend of mine – The Killers
Monkey Gone To Heaven by the Pixies
Strokin’ by Clarence Carter
Nick Drake – The Thoughts of Mary Jane
No Cigar by Millencolin
Left and Leaving by The Weakerthans
Matrix and Futurebound – Coast to Coast
Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
Take Me Home Tonight – Eddie Money
Get ****ed Stud – Biffy Clyro
Mr. Roboto – Styx
Charlie + the Propaganda Myth Machine – Million Dead
Maybe I’ll Catch Fire – Alkaline Trio
Madonna – Like a virgin
Anal woman's genitals – I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Weird Al Yankovic – You Don’t Love Me Anymore
Zlad! – Elektronik Supersonik
Britney Spears – Give Me More
Ignite – In Moderation
Kraftwerk – The Robots
Kelis – Milkshake
Guns N’ Roses – Sweet Child of Mine
Günther and the Sunshine Girls – Ding Dong Song
Coal Chamber – Friend?
Iggy Pop: Lust for Life
caramell – caramelldansen
woman's genitals renaissance- r.a. the rugged man
PJ Harvey – Rub ‘Til It Bleeds
Iron Maiden – Run to the Hills
Boss Hog – I Dig You
Bo Diddley – Ooh Baby
Coil: Love’s Secret Domain
The Orb: Little Fluffy Clouds
Thievery Corporation: Lebanese Blonde
Bbumhunter – Boten Anna
Europe – Final countdown
Death Cab for Cutie – I Will Possess Your Heart
John Lee Hooker – It Serves You Right To Suffer
Deltron 3030 – Virus
**** The People by The Kills
R.E.M. – Orange Crush
Dragostea din tei by O-Zone
I Lay My Love on You by Westlife
Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve
Calabria-enur by Natasha
DoTA – Bbumhunter
Xenu strikes back – DZK
Foo Fighters – Let it die
Masterplan – Spirit Never Die
PPK – Resurection
Ave Q – The internet is for porn
Rick Astley – Whenever You Need Somebody
Rick Astley – Together Forever
Rick Astley – Hold Me In Your Arms
Rick Astley – Cry For Help
Rick Astley – She Wants to Dance with Me
Rick Astley – You Move Me
Rick Astley – Don’t Say Goodbye
Cardiacs – Firey Gun Hand
Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous
The Carpenters – Top of The World
Totally Radd!! – Dressed Up
The Specials – Gangsters
Digital Underground – The Humpty Dance
Toni Mahoni – Gammeltag
Weezer – Pork and Beans
Reel Big Fish – Your Guts (I Hate ‘Em)
The Lightning Storm~ Flogging Molly
Plain White T’s- Hate(I really don’t like you)
bumerfly by Bluefield
Ready, Set, Don’t Go: Billy Ray Cyrus (the version with Miley)
Wagon Wheel by Old Crow Medicine Show
Pseudo Suicide by Oysterhead
The Next Big Thing by Aesop Rock
Shotgun – The Outline
Frankie Valli – Can’t Take My Eyes Off You
Rise by Public Image Ltd.
John Coltrane: Good Bait
Mahna Mahna - The Muppets
Cher – The Shoop Shoop Song
of Montreal – Dustin Hoffman’s Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet
Kate Micucci – Dear Deer
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John Lee Hooker – It Serves You Right To Suffer
What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Log in to see images!
Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between?Night owl, I would see myself listening this at /evening/night, relaxing.
Is it male or female? I’d say male, it just is.
What age would it be? 54 years old.
- What would it’s favorite book and movie be? It has many favorite books, so its hard to say, doesnt watch that much movies
If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? It wouldnt be a troll, a camwhore, hacker, re-re nor a Permanoob. Emo would suit it best, but still it isnt emoish song.
What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) Bob Dylan – Living the Blues
– Who is it’s favorite comedian? Bill Cospy
What is it’s favorite sport? Baseball Lama glama edited this message on 04/30/2009 5:22AM |
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Bittersweet Symphony – The Verve
What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Log in to see images! Airplane Synchromy in Yellow-Orange. Stanton MacDonald-Wright.
Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? Night owl, sitting drunk, sleepy and miserable by the window watching the sunrise.
Is it male or female? Male. Although quite androginous and unconfident.
What age would it be? 27. Early mid-age crisis.
What would it’s favorite book and movie be? “Islands in the Stream” / “Forrest Gump”
If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Emo/yet unimplemented Artist
What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) Also could be Madonna’s “Hollywood” and “A Day In Life” by The Beatles.
Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? None, although probably knows everything a true snob should know about both.
Who is it’s favorite comedian? Monty Python.
What is it’s favorite sport? Eristic.
What is it’s personal motto? Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination: both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other. Arthur Schopenhauer.
What would it dress up as for Halloween? He probably hates this event. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 6:48AM |
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Weird Al – You Don’t Love Me Anymore ———————————————————————————————— – What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Weird Al’s face, being pushed by a woman’s hand, on a BBQ grill – Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? night owl – Is it male or female? male – What age would it be? around 40 – What would it’s favorite book and movie be? Favorite Book: The Great Gatsby Favorite Movie: How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days – If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? definitely Emo Kid – What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) “Weird Al Yankovic – You Don’t Love Me Anymore” – Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Ice cream – Who is it’s favorite comedian? Lyrically, Weird Al. If an actual comedian is required, Bill Cosby. – What is it’s favorite sport? Football – What is it’s personal motto? Love is temporary; pain is permanent. – What would it dress up as for Halloween? A broken heart covered in “shards of broken glbum”. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 8:09AM |
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Cher – The Shoop Shoop Song
– Is it male or female? Definitely female.
– What age would it be? 17, and very naive.
– Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Ice cream. For the sad days.
– What would it’s favorite book and movie be? He’s Just Not That Into You. For both.
– If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Permanoob. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 8:41AM |
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Coil – Love’s Secret Domain
What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song?
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H.R. Giger – Begoetterung XI2 (from the Necronomicon)
Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? Night person
Is it male or female? Male
If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Emo
What is it’s favorite song? Android Lust – Cherished agony http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQqnKzc1Z9w
What would it’s favorite book and movie be? Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs and Videodrome (anything by David Cronenberg really)
What is it’s personal motto? The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
Who is it’s favorite comedian? Doesn’t like humour
What is it’s favorite sport? Hates any kind of sport Physics edited this message on 04/27/2009 3:15PM |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 9:27AM |
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Enur ft. Natasha – Calabria
- What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Log in to see images! - Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? This song wakes up at about 3PM. Has some breakfast, grabs a towel and heads to the beach. Dinner usually consists of something easy, like a salad or a pizza, bought at a restaurant or food stand close to the beach. Then night falls and the party starts. - Is it male or female? This song is definitely female. - What age would it be? About 23, too old to be foolish, young enough not to care about anything beyond her own pleasure. - What would it’s favorite book and movie be? Her favorite book? You mean magazines, right? Books are for serious people! This ‘song’ is always armed with a beach bag full of her favorite glossy magazines, so she is up to date about what is hip and what is not, which lipgloss is best and how to get that one cute guy in 10 steps. Her favorite movie would probably be that ‘one movie’ with that ‘one hawwwt guy’, probably something with Vin Diesel. - If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? It would probably not play ForumWarz since that would take up time she could have spent tanning. If she would however, she would definitely be a camwhore. Not because she’s a girl, but mainly because she doesn’t understand the other clbumes. Trolls? Aren’t they like, totally ugly? Eww. - What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) Her favorite song is definitely something similar to the song above. Whatever gets completely overplayed at wherever she is at that moment. Probably something like Infernal – From Paris To Berlin because it reminds her of that ‘one night’ with that ‘hawwt guy’. - Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Ice cream for sure! However she will probably eat sushi too because it will make her look worldly. Knowing all the different sushi names is a great way to impress company…but slowly licking an ice cream generally gets her what she wants, and it’s a lot cheaper. - Who is it’s favorite comedian? Dane Cook. ‘Cause he’s hawwwt. - What is it’s favorite sport? Beach volleyball. - What is it’s personal motto? ”If you love me, let me know, If you don’t, let me go.” She read that in a magazine once and it’s very deep. - What would it dress up as for Halloween? Dress up? Isn’t halloween the one holiday where you get to walk around in your underwear? Oh, I’ll just add some wings and I’ll be the cutest little angel!! |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 10:09AM |
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The Pixies – Monkey Gone to Heaven
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Marcel Duchamp – Nude Descending a Staircase
Is it male or female?
Male, for sure.
What age would it be?
Early 20s. Say 21-22.
What would it’s favorite book and movie be?
Its favorite movie would be Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, while its favorite book would be The time of the hero by Mario Vargas Llosa.
If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be?
Emo Kid or Camwhore, probably.
What is it’s favorite song?
Cretin Hop by The Ramones
Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream?
Neither.
Who is it’s favorite comedian?
George Carlin, hands down.
What is it’s favorite sport?
It wouldn’t care much for sports.
What is it’s personal motto?
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. – W. C. Fields
What would it dress up as for Halloween?
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 10:18AM |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 10:24AM |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 8:17PM |
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Request: Add, Ave Q – If You Were Gay. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 8:35PM |
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I thought about that when I was posting the contest. I wanted to toss a few more songs onto the list myself, but decided to stick purely with the ones submitted in the other contest. So, sorry. You can do the other for fun, but it won’t count for contest entry. Hope you can find one on the list you will have fun with. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 8:43PM |
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”Like A Virgin” – Madonna.
- What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/playboy-virgin-mary1.jpg (WARNING: ALMOST NSFW.) - Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? Late afternoon - Is it male or female? Female. - What age would it be?
- What would it’s favorite book and movie be? Book: “The Bride” – Julie Garwood. Movie: “Moulin Rouge.” – If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Camwhore, bby. - What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) “Like A Surgeon” – Weird Al Yankovic. - Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Ice cream, sensual ice cream. – Who is it’s favorite comedian? Chelsea Handler. - What is it’s favorite sport? Tennis. – What is it’s personal motto? “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet” - What would it dress up as for Halloween? An angel. Log in to see images! baou30 edited this message on 04/27/2009 8:57PM |
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon ——————————————————————————————— – What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Chuck Norris, descending from the sky, with angelic wings attached, using his roundhouse kick on Indiana Jones’s crotch/ – Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? Morning person – Is it male or female? Male – What age would it be? 34 – What would it’s favorite book and movie be? Book: A Tale of Two Cities Movie: The Dark Knight – If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Troll – What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” – Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Sushi (battle is in Tokyo) – Who is it’s favorite comedian? Bill Cosby – What is it’s favorite sport? Soccer – What is it’s personal motto? Violence and honor. – What would it dress up as for Halloween? It would wear a blood-stained sweater, with a knife partially inserted into the chest. |
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| Posted On: 04/27/2009 9:25PM |
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Song: Ave Q – The internet is for porn
– What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? A teenager looking at a computer screen, fascinated by a picture of porn. – Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? The song would be a night owl, where it is most likely to be alone. – Is it male or female? The song is male. – What age would it be? Its age would be 14, around the time of puberty and finding out more about what love is. – What would it’s favorite book and movie be? It’s favorite book would be a collection of pictures of porn. It’s favorite movie would be any type of porno. – If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Its clbum would be camwhore. – Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? The song would prefer ice cream. – What is it’s personal motto? It’s personal motto would be “The internet is for porn” of course. – What would it dress up as for Halloween? It would dress up as a male reproductive organ.
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| Posted On: 04/28/2009 3:54AM |
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Satellite of Love
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John Coltrane: Good Bait - What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song? Log in to see images! - Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between? Without doubt a night owl. - Is it male or female? Female. At least at first glance… - What age would it be? Over 40, wearing a lot of make-up. - What would it’s favorite book and movie be? She’s not really a reader but Cabaret makes her sentimental. - If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be? Camwhore Log in to see images! - What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.) Nina Simone – To Love Somebody - Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream? Gin Tonic. Really, eating is such a waste of time. - Who is it’s favorite comedian? Lenny Bruce - What is it’s favorite sport? Waiting for a man. - What is it’s personal motto? Because I’m worth it. - What would it dress up as for Halloween? The lady is a vamp – every day of the year. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2009 2:27PM |
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DoTA – Bbumhunter
– What picture, painting, whatever – represents the face of the song?
The face is of an attractive female, at least one who would appear attractive to a male of 12 years of age, probably using lots of makeup. She’s high on something or other, and is trying to mask it, and is trying to look sexy. However, most educated people could see right through the exterior to the hollow interior: commercialism and making money off of innocent children, who saw her at a dance and wanted to talk to her.
– Is the song a morning person, a night owl or somewhere in between?
The song is an early-night and late-afternoon person, as it caters to children listening during that time period. She looks best during that time, and is best fit for “purchase.”
– Is it male or female?
Female, as to represent better the meaning of the song.
– What age would it be?
Late teens or early 20s, as to appear attractive to youth.
– If the song played ForumWarz which clbum would it be?
Camwhore, aka the only clbum catering to females.
– What is it’s favorite song? (Heh heh heh, meta.)
She doesn’t enjoy music itself. Rather, she prefers the music that one would hear on an average school dance playlist, as it will make the children more likely to want to come to her.
– Does the song prefer sushi or ice cream?
Sushi, so she can maintain her physique.
– Summary:
She’s basically a thinly-veiled prostitute: looking good, but shallow and only trying to get your money, just like that song by Bbumhunter. She generally hangs out at school dances or under-age clubs, trying to get teenagers to “buy” her. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2009 2:44PM |
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The orb: Little Fluffy Clouds
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Well, he never wakes up before noon, ever. Unemployed but tells people he’s in a band, which he is. Just not a successful band. He’s going on 26 now, been living with the same three guys for the last four years and their place is the coolest place to hang in the neighborhood. He always has good weed.
his favorite book is Steal This Book by Abbie Hoffman. His favorite movie is El Topo by Alejandro Jodorowsky. His favorite song is Us and Them by Pink Floyd, which he apologizes for because even though he knows its hopelessly overplayed he still loves it. He sings along with it every time he hears it on the radio.
He’d get about fifteen levels into forumwarz and stop playing; he’d pick a troll because hey, that **** is funny. He loooooves sushi but can’t afford it too often, so he eats ice cream. Digs on Eddie Izzard and Mitch Hedberg. he doesn’t really follow sports. His motto is “hey hey hey hey, smoke weed every day.” Last Halloween he got some rope and a few foam balls from the hardware store, painted the smaller ones, put a big black dot on the bigger ones, coiled up the rope, dropped it on his head and went as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He’s kinda a frustrating friend, because he’s razor sharp, tons of fun, and has great taste, but he never really does anything. |
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