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Pumpkin Why I Believe In God

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Did I know what I wanted? I didn’t know for sure. I didn’t feel well and I couldn’t find the cure, folks. I was getting less than I was looking for. No money, I certainly didn’t have a fancy car. I was sick and tired of wishing on falling stars.



Then I thought and realized that with everything in life,like if you want to sing or play guitar, you’ve got to sweat or you won’t get far. It’s never too late to work 9-to-5. I could take a stand or compromise, work real hard of just fantasize.



That’s when I heard this beautiful voice that said, “I know life can sometimes be tough. And I know life can sometimes be a drag, but we’ve been given a gift, we have been given a road!”



The name of that road?



ROCK AND ROLL



God gave rock and roll to you

To everyone he gave a song to be sung

Put it in the soul for everyone.


I’ve got to tell you I never started living until I realized:


God gave rock and roll to you

Gave rock and roll to you

God gave rock and roll to you

Saved rock and roll for everyone

God gave rock and roll to you

Saved rock and roll for EVERYONE

The Unknown Comic edited this message on 04/13/2009 7:30PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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MasterHaxxor

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“Mafiaboy”

We all know that rock comes from hell.

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The Unknown -
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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Please don’t call KISS liars.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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MasterHaxxor

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“Mafiaboy”

And I’m not supposed to take Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny as pure and unquestionable truth? Please.


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The Unknown -
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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Look, I did my thesis on KISS’s impact on modern religion. The church has accepted Simmon’s theory of heavenly rock and roll as canon.

See also: Donnie Osmond being a little bit rock and roll. If rock didn’t come from Heaven, the Mormon church would not allow it.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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The Unknown -
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Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

****ing seriously, tell me this didn’t come from Heaven:

Don’t pay any attention to the random sexual lust verses.


Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
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[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

The Unknown Comic Posted:

****ing seriously, tell me this didn’t come from Heaven:

Don’t pay any attention to the random sexual lust verses.

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

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