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Why I Believe In God
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Did I know what I wanted? I didn’t know for sure. I didn’t feel well and I couldn’t find the cure, folks. I was getting less than I was looking for. No money, I certainly didn’t have a fancy car. I was sick and tired of wishing on falling stars.
Then I thought and realized that with everything in life,like if you want to sing or play guitar, you’ve got to sweat or you won’t get far. It’s never too late to work 9-to-5. I could take a stand or compromise, work real hard of just fantasize.
That’s when I heard this beautiful voice that said, “I know life can sometimes be tough. And I know life can sometimes be a drag, but we’ve been given a gift, we have been given a road!”
The name of that road?
ROCK AND ROLL
God gave rock and roll to you To everyone he gave a song to be sung Put it in the soul for everyone.
I’ve got to tell you I never started living until I realized:
God gave rock and roll to you Gave rock and roll to you God gave rock and roll to you Saved rock and roll for everyone God gave rock and roll to you Saved rock and roll for EVERYONE The Unknown Comic edited this message on 04/13/2009 7:30PMGene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 04/13/2009 7:29PM | View The Unknown Comi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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We all know that rock comes from hell. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/13/2009 7:35PM | View MasterHaxxor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Please don’t call KISS liars. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 04/13/2009 7:36PM | View The Unknown Comi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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And I’m not supposed to take Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny as pure and unquestionable truth? Please. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/13/2009 7:38PM | View MasterHaxxor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Look, I did my thesis on KISS’s impact on modern religion. The church has accepted Simmon’s theory of heavenly rock and roll as canon.
See also: Donnie Osmond being a little bit rock and roll. If rock didn’t come from Heaven, the Mormon church would not allow it. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 04/13/2009 7:41PM | View The Unknown Comi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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****ing seriously, tell me this didn’t come from Heaven:
Don’t pay any attention to the random sexual lust verses. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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Why I Believe In God

