Bashy

I didn’t get the whole “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” thing at all earlier so let me translate my post.

Bashy Posted:

Durrrrrrrr blahblahblah lookit me replying all serious i r so impurtant DURRRRR HURRRR friends blahblahblah anal blahblahablah

blahblah I have a small male reproductive organ so I feel the need to write essays because maybe wordcount impresses ladies blahablahablaha.

laaaaaaaaaem boringg etcetc importante

HAPPY BIRTHING DAY FORUMWARZ, YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO NO LONGER STINK OF THE woman's genitalsL SMEGMA WITH WHICH ALL THINGS ARE COVERED AT BIRTH.

I WISH YOU GOOD TIDINGS BECAUSE NONE WILL SURELY COME TO ME, FOR MY NAME IS BASHY AND I AM BORING AS… OH WAIT THERE IS NO BETTER METAPHOR FOR BORING THAN “BASHY.”