Step 1. Make sure the item you’re writing fits the description.

Explanation: If the item is a book, don’t say it’s a pair of eyes. You read WITH your eyes, you don’t read your eyes.

Step 2. Proofread your work.

Explanation: There are grammar nazis, and they’ll vote down your submission even for one typo, and there’s no need for that.

Step 3. Make sure it’s funny and simple.

Explanation: Some people have it, some people don’t. Read it and think to yourself “Do they have to think to laugh?” If the answer is ‘yes’, then you’ve done it wrong. Wit is lost on the internet. ESPECIALLY on Forumwarz.

Step 4. Make sure it’s original.

Explanation: As today’s itembuildr vote thing shows, there are several Twilight entries. This means none of the entries will stand out and get upvoted very high.

Addendum: The following topics are OVERDONE: Metajokes and nazis.

Step 5. Make sure the title is properly capitalized.

Explanation: Grammar nazis, again. Plus, Forumwarz wants to at least LOOK somewhat professional.

Follow these steps and you’re likely to get a decent amount of votes!