1) dressing up my cat

2) PBR/amaretto

3) Pickles

4) Xylon

5) thrift stores

6) dumpster diving

7) clubbing baby seals

8) rose scented soap

9) strange Asian candy

10) Nat Sherman mint cigarettes

For the most part I admit everything so I don’t have many “guilty” pleasures since I put everything out there and don’t really give a ****, but here’s a few:

– “Girly” alcoholic beverages

– Family Guy

– Watching the first few episodes of American Idol each season, just to see the losers, dorks and freakshows.

– Mashups

– Stupid little Flash games.

– Getting my friends kids to believe things that are completely absurd.

– My washer has a setting that says “Optimum Dry” on it and every time I dry laundry it secretly makes me happy because I think of Transformers.

That’s all I can really think of.

Dancing to Britney, Christina, Shakira etc.

Charming unavailable women.

Eyeing up twinks.

Jim McPerson Posted:

Flatulence.

Eating meat around nails. [since I stopped chewing nails some time ago, when I nearly destroyed both thumb nails, which are now deformed, I had to substitute one thing for another]

Masturbation.

Old Fallout games. wait, FO is awesome, why should I feel guilty about it