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That’s right, nigs, Masta P got another copy of da B.I.G’s will for y’all to peruse:

Notorious B.I.G. Final Will and Testament.sdoc

Also got another copy of MC Mozizzart’s legendary orchestral rap as performed by the Compton Philharmonic:

first post in d minor.lstn

But Masta P also got somethin’ new, somethin’ horrifyin’. Yours truly has laughed at Goatse, jerked off to Lemon Party, and showed his grandma the Pain Series, but da Lord strike me down if I’m lyin’ about how I reacted to dis **** da first time I saw it. Man, I threw up so bad that I musta started teleportin’ puke from anotha dimension or some ****. Even thinkin’ about it makes me wanna reach for some o’ my grape drank to wash my grille out. I suggest if ya buy dis one that ya not look at it direct and just show it to your ****es da next time they don’t give your money to ya on time. They prob’ly won’t forget again, dis **** is as bad as a thousand pimpslaps from Andre da Giant. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya:

The Soggiest Cracker.leer