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priscilla

Avatar: Pink Dress
10

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Best for shooting in caves. You get to “enjoy” terrorists.


“So apparently I was really drunk yesterday and hit a woman with my car. When you think about it, really, it’s her own fault. She should’ve been in the kitchen.” – Zach Braff on driving

“Around the holidays I love handing out turkeys at the local food bank. I just wish I could see the looks on there faces later when they thaw out a 10 pound chunk of dog ****. That never gets old.” – Zach Braff on keeping the holiday spirit alive

“Every single person wants to do it, don’t hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!” – Zach Braff on incest

“I knew I’d made it as an actor when he was shaking just being in my presence” – Zach Braff on Michael J Fox

“I tried it a few times but didn’t see the point. I’m Zach Braff. What the **** do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I’d just walk on the set of ‘Scrubs’.”

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

any more bad jokes threads?


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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WoweeZowee Posted:

any more bad jokes threads?

you


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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Nicco Posted:

you

i’m a bad joke thread wtf?


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Pechelle

Avatar: 138737 Sat Mar 14 15:29:48 -0400 2009

[Blistered Nipples]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

They already are. I’m just trying to figure out how to hook up a jet engine to a vibrator.


Bad news, bad news, Come to me where I sleep,

Turn, turn, turn again.

Sayin’ one of your friends is in trouble deep,

Turn, turn to the rain and the wind.

Tell me the trouble, Tell once to my ear,

Turn, turn, turn again.

Joliet prison and ninety-nine years,

Turn, turn to the rain and the wind.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

7 VIBRATING DOLDOES IS A MEME


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priscilla

Avatar: Pink Dress
10

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

WoweeZowee Posted:

any more bad jokes threads?

Your face.

I’ll shoot your face with my male reproductive organ missles.

pew pew pew


“So apparently I was really drunk yesterday and hit a woman with my car. When you think about it, really, it’s her own fault. She should’ve been in the kitchen.” – Zach Braff on driving

“Around the holidays I love handing out turkeys at the local food bank. I just wish I could see the looks on there faces later when they thaw out a 10 pound chunk of dog ****. That never gets old.” – Zach Braff on keeping the holiday spirit alive

“Every single person wants to do it, don’t hate me because I had the guts to follow my heart!” – Zach Braff on incest

“I knew I’d made it as an actor when he was shaking just being in my presence” – Zach Braff on Michael J Fox

“I tried it a few times but didn’t see the point. I’m Zach Braff. What the **** do I need a team for besides holding me back and sucking? If I wanted that, I’d just walk on the set of ‘Scrubs’.”

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