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AAHZ & Duca: A Love Story (With Special Appearances by Evil Trout as Caring Friend) TL;DR
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Some non-essential stuff removed for brevity. Also, it might not be apparent, but AAHZ is drunk.
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Chapter 1: AAHZ Talked to a Girl AAHZ: think about hthat 10:11PM Thought_Police: fairly cute too AAHZ: i talked to duca AAHZ: on skype AAHZ: 10 minutes ago AAHZ: think Crinkz: http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff/transfer_to/Crinkz AAHZ: ill wait whie you hthink Raepdog: AAHZ: oh by the way cool cat AAHZ: i kno 10:12PM AAHZ: ill talk to her agiann at `111
Chapter 2: Elaboration of Key Themes
10:12PM AAHZ: i taljed to duca AAHZ: i talked to duca Crinkz: I’ll buy you more beer for 4bp AAHZ: in preson’ Raepdog: AAHZ: civiliazation is a cool game AAHZ: i talked duca Raepdog: AAHZ: Cool is she hot AAHZ: in voice Raepdog: is she funny? 10:13PM AAHZ: yup Raepdog: cool Raepdog: okay AAHZ: im relly drunk Raepdog: back to sucking FalCon’s male reproductive organ for BP AAHZ: wait 10:14PM AAHZ: i talked to duca AAHZ: and you didnt AAHZ: i win the interne AAHZ: *yawn* Thought_Police: FAIL: yo dude you see the natalie thread in our forums AAHZ: wait pox AAHZ: plox think about this 10:15PM AAHZ: i talk ot duca in person AAHZ: and none of you did not AAHZ: ??? 10:15PM AAHZ: profit,
Chapter 3: Methods
AAHZ: i honestly dont remember wat i said to her 10:16PM Thought_Police: Raepdog: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/19412-itt-i-m-gonna-post-some-ugly-pictures-of-some-fabulous person-named-something_witty AAHZ: lol AAHZ: i think ibragged about my life Butch Deadlift: How does one transfer money/items to anoter person? 10:16PM AAHZ: and all my pimpage
Chapter 4: The B Story
AAHZ: Evil Trout: i want you to think for a minute plox 10:18PM AAHZ: Evil Trout: most of 4chan admires me Crinkz: Evil Trout: lol AAHZ: Evil Trout: you want 4chan’smoney, they admire me Evil Trout: see, I told you guys 4chan wouldn’t ruin everything 10:19PM Crinkz: Evil Trout: They have. Crinkz: Who cares about aahz Crinkz: lol Evil Trout: haha Thought_Police: Evil Trout: how would you know you never come on the forums AAHZ: i control 4chan really 10:19PM AAHZ: srsly i do
Chapter 5: The Two Plots Merge Seamlessly
AAHZ: i. 10:20PM AAHZ: talked AAHZ: to AAHZ: duca AAHZ: you know that imthe **** 10:21PM Thought_Police: Evil Trout: i freaked a girl out by tell ing her to ‘**** off Evil Trout i’m onto you for 5 minutes ’ Evil Trout: AAHZ: You are the king of teh lulz AAHZ: yes 10:22PM AAHZ: i control 4chan
Chapter 6: What is Pimp?
AAHZ: i talked to duca 10:25PM AAHZ: i spoke to duca AAHZ: duca AAHZ: see? AAHZ: thats pimp
Chapter 7: Anatomy Lessons
AAHZ: duca has mammary glands 10:26PM Evil Trout: (sorry for delays, was scrolling.) AAHZ: duca has titties Shii: He’s a p cool guy Something_Witty: hey Evil Trout join our diablo 2 games AAHZ: dica is a femals Crinkz: and MST CreepPipe: AAHZ: lol Raepdog: Evil Trout: Let him back for a day, and ban him for no reason. Something_Witty: (so we can kill you a lot lol) AAHZ: the has titties
CreepPipe: Redundancy is funny. 10:26PM AAHZ: duca has big bobs Evil Trout: I don’t have diablo 2 I actually bought it for the pc when it was brand new but I usemacs now AAHZ: ducs has mammary glands Raepdog: Evil Trout: At this rate you can get a side game based on Falcon four 10:26PM AAHZ: and i talked to he
Chapter 8: Here It Starts to Get Weird
AAHZ: i want duca 10:28PM AAHZ: sex The Unknown Raepdog: The Unknown Comic: Sup Man. AAHZ: sex with duca Crinkz: lol Crinkz: AAHZ AAHZ: babies duca Crinkz: nice glbumes AAHZ: duca babies Evil Trout: I think AAHZ is in Log in to see images! Shii: I think so too AAHZ: Log in to see images! Something_Witty: laffo Crinkz: That Something_Witty: see CreepPipe: As do I. Crinkz: IOr drunk out of his mind Crinkz: And is inlove wit hthe first thing that gives him a woody. 10:29PM Something_Witty: because i am already in love The Unknown Raepdog: Evil Trout: Also my Tivo is now 50% Degrasi. 10:29PM AAHZ: little duca babies
Chapter 9: In Which AAHZ Continues to Put Pressure on Duca
AAHZ: duca has bib mammary glands 10:35PM Evil Trout: aahz, isn’t she a bit young for you? CreepPipe: AAHZ: bumuming you love someone under a state of intoxication is typically bad. AAHZ: shes 23 Crinkz: funny picture of aahz lol Shii: Drink til she’s hot, boys AAHZ: i want babies AAHZ: i want duca baies 10:35PM AAHZ: lol
Chapter 10: The Invisible Enemy
AAHZ: noone of you failures stop me 10:37PM AAHZ: no AAHZ: none of teh 4cahn pwople stop me Evil Trout: Aldo_Anything: can I enter? Shii: Cuz they’re dumb. AAHZ: i want duca babies Something_Witty: Crinkz: you’re getting nailed next d2 game :3 10:37PM AAHZ: im warnign yoy
Chapter 11: Evil Trout Counsels AAHZ
Evil Trout: aahz: If she knows you said this about her, she’s not going to make babies for you 10:38PM Crinkz: ****ING LAG Crinkz: THE **** Evil Trout: for some reason girls don’t like desperate guys Shii: Yeh, seriously, the lag Trout CreepPipe: AAHZ: I’m sorry but the more you say the phrase “duca babies” the worse it gets. Something_Witty: Crinkz: oh wait **** you AAHZ: Evil Trout: im not sesperite Shii: Go mbumacre some 4channers after they buy BP CreepPipe: It sounds like a term for a mentally disabled child. Shii: Free up the lag AAHZ: i told her my **** The Unknown Comic: CreepPipe: Evil Trout: shhhh Crinkz: Something_Witty: I also have a perfect WW barb AAHZ: iif you all ruin this ill be mad Crinkz: not hacke Aldo_Anything: Evil Trout: you can enter me if you want 10:39PM Evil Trout: yeah there is some lag it seems 10:39PM AAHZ: ill DDOS 4chan lol
Chapter 12: Friends Forever AAHZ: Evil Trout 10:44PM Crinkz: He’s got to many dildos in his bum AAHZ: knows AAHZ: im on is side Shii: lol Evil Trout: pound it aahz 10:44PM Evil Trout: *pound* AAHZ:Log in to see images!
10:52PM Evil Trout: AAHZ: you’ll be fine, just drink some water. and read every sentence 3 times before you hit enter
10:53PM AAHZ: if i die i want an day of silence
Chapter 13: Huh?
10:57PM AAHZ: duca then great times 10:57PM AAHZ: Log in to see images! 10:57PM AAHZ: you fabulous person
Chapter 14: Exposition
11:03PM coL-RamBo: AAHZ: you said u were drunk, watd u drink AAHZ: im the best chatter in workd AAHZ: i had 3 vodkan tonics nad 2 coronas AAHZ: and 1 maor AAHZ: jmmmmmm AAHZ: jeesus 11:03PM coL-RamBo: AAHZ: you a girl?
Chapter 15: Conclusion
11:04PM AAHZ: I OIN TO DIE 11:05PM AAHZ: IM GOIN DIE dobnits: perhaps 11:05PM Evil Trout: aahz you’re not going to die from 5 drinks
AAHZ: IM SORRY 11:07PM FAIL: marc is me CreepPipe: See your day is looking brighter already. AAHZ: everybody Evil Trout: AAHZ: you’ll be fine if you just try to calm down and chill out POON_pwnr69: :S AAHZ: im sorry Shii: Evil Trout: Sent Evil Trout: don’t worry about it AAHZ: i apoligize Evil Trout: nice name FAIL 11:08PM AAHZ: im crying AAHZ: Log in to see images! FAIL: Evil Trout: thanks, I have 3 first names FAIL: middle name is robert AAHZ: Evil Trout iwont do it again 11:08PM AAHZ: Log in to see images! Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 03/02/2009 11:41PM |
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You are amazing.
And this is even funnier upon chapter separation and re-reading. Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/02/2009 11:43PM |
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I’m just going to state for the record that I did not show anyone my boobies. That is all. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 1:42AM |
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its p funny but ive been drunker (read the Drunk Threadi I on Apolyton you will see worse from me)... and ask Encyclopedia Dramatica when i tried running that DOM rAIDS lol
also the “babies” thing originated from an inside joke between me and Fingerz. |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 8:51AM |
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duca Posted:
Now it would be a good time to post some mammary glands for AAHZ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 8:58AM |
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duca Posted:
lmao Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 8:58AM |
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bah leave her alone, i had fun last nite.
again i have been MUCH MUCH drunker for even longer ask Drunklazybastard or theJohnnyMacksDaddy Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:00AM |
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Oleg Mordashov Posted: Log in to see images! |
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PARANOID ANDROID BY THE RADIOHEAD |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:00AM |
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Bauzer Posted:
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:02AM |
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actually yes on both accounts Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:03AM |
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I don’t like this thread. |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:12AM |
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This thread needs more pics Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:16AM |
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photobucket got mad at me and erased most of them Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:17AM |
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ONLY GOOD POST IN THIS THREAD **** YEAH RADIOHEAD Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:18AM |
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The Unknown Comic Posted:
That is clarified in Chapter 2: Elaboration of Key Themes
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:37AM |
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A PERSON WITH DOWN SYNDROME AND AN UGLY WHORE.
A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:53AM |
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fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ
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Something_Witty Posted:
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 9:59AM |
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male reproductive organFACEPANTS
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i insulted, my drunken rants are much better than radiohead, dammit. |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 10:01AM |
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who teh **** is duca? some walgreeen customer/???? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/03/2009 10:19AM |
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