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Sequitur

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

i carved the name of my crush into my forearm and he ran off calling me a freak…

then later on i got this restraining order…Log in to see images!

he just doesn’t appreciate my pain…Log in to see images!

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in other news my mother is a fat whore that needs to stop soliciting my friends for sex… just because grandma does it…siiigh


...why do i bother? emo-tear.

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

Avatar: Rasta-Theclown's Avatar

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Don’t kill yourself.

His parents are probably telling him you’re a freak, and he believes them.

Parents never understand us. They won’t let you be with him…

If you love him… you know what to do.


0/10

Mr_Smiles

Avatar: Kitten

Level 10 Permanoob

i dont bite... i just want a friend.

Rasta-Theclown Posted:

Don’t kill yourself.

His parents are probably telling him you’re a freak, and he believes them.

Parents never understand us. They won’t let you be with him…

If you love him… you know what to do.

give him chocolate? everyone likes chocolate.

that’s what you mean, right?


i dont have many friends. do yu want 2 be my friend? i dont hurt my friends… often.

Warpvader

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I suggest that you somehow subdue your “crush”, carve your name onto his arm, then proceed to engage in unconsensual sexual intercourse with him. After you are done, kill him and mutilate/desecrate his body, leaving only a bloody pulp.

You may then choose to either bury it him in your backyard, or sell it him on E-bay.


I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

Zibo03

Avatar: Toilet 1
1

[1337 House]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I carved the name of your mamma into my arm and then we did went dancing and i bought her dinner.


SUCK A male reproductive organ

SPACE_SHARK

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

i ****ed myself once. Log in to see images!


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books

Avatar: Chugging Beer

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You should have sex with your grandma. This will teach your mom a lesson.Log in to see images!


Oops Pow Surprise.

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BlazeKnowsWO-
RA

Avatar: Sneakers
5

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Rasta-Theclown Posted:

Don’t kill yourself.

His parents are probably telling him you’re a freak, and he believes them.

Parents never understand us. They won’t let you be with him…

If you love him… you know what to do.

I agree, his parents are to blame. Parents do everything in their power to keep us miserable. Don’t listen to all the trolls. If you really love him, there’s only one way to prove it to him, and you know what that is.


You gave me a withering glance when I asked for another chance.

I was a bad boyfriend.

I’m sad to see you go, but I ****ed it up, I know.

I was a bad boyfriend.

Sequitur

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

BlazeKnowsWORA Posted:

I agree, his parents are to blame. Parents do everything in their power to keep us miserable. Don’t listen to all the trolls. If you really love him, there’s only one way to prove it to him, and you know what that is.

most likely so…

thanks for the advice…

the rest of you who were unhelpful are nothing but tools. Log in to see images!


...why do i bother? emo-tear.

Scyld

Avatar: Crying Painting

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Mr_Smiles Posted:

give him chocolate? everyone likes chocolate.

that’s what you mean, right?

i wish i was as stupid as you so i woudn’t no wat a crule joke lief iz

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

Sequitur Posted:

most likely so…

thanks for the advice…

the rest of you who were unhelpful are nothing but tools. Log in to see images!

Aren’t tools helpful by definition?


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Pierce your eyelid. That’s the only thing I’ve found that helps.Log in to see images!


ilu man

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Sequitur

Avatar: Emo Girl 1

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

bulldyke Posted:

Pierce your eyelid. That’s the only thing I’ve found that helps.Log in to see images!

sounds like it would ease my pain…Log in to see images!

narth: not those tools..they are broken and rusted, much like the one in your pants…


...why do i bother? emo-tear.

Bently Bear

Avatar: Bently Bear's Avatar

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

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no homo

Bently Bear

Avatar: Bently Bear's Avatar

[ Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Is it possible to be banned from these forums? No homo.


no homo

narth

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

Sequitur Posted:

sounds like it would ease my pain…Log in to see images!

narth: not those tools..they are broken and rusted, much like the one in your pants…

MOAR LIKE YOUR BLEEDING HEART AMIRITE?


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EsoMonty

Avatar: EsoMonty's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I fart in this thread.


ɹỊɐ-ləq pəllɐɔ uʍoʇ ɐ ɟo əɔuỊɹd əɥʇ əɯɐɔəq I ʍoɥ noʎ lləʇ ll‚I

əɹəɥʇ ʇɥნỊɹ ʇỊs ʇsn əʇnuỊɯ ɐ əʞɐʇ oʇ əʞỊl p‚I puɐ

uʍop əpỊsdn pəuɹnʇ ´pəddỊlɟ ʇoნ əɟỊl

ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sỊ sỊɥʇ ʍou

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

Rasta-Theclown Posted:

Don’t kill yourself.

His parents are probably telling him you’re a freak, and he believes them.

Parents never understand us. They won’t let you be with him…

If you love him… you know what to do.

OMG! This is sooooo true. My parents totally ruined my life. Log in to see images!

They made my boyfriend stop talking to me and avoid me at school and sleep with my best friend. Log in to see images!


Suck my left one.

Escher

Avatar: Escher's Avatar
13

[SRSLY]

Level 10 Camwhore

really huge titty ****

mary misanthrope Posted:

OMG! This is sooooo true. My parents totally ruined my life. Log in to see images!

They made my boyfriend stop talking to me and avoid me at school and sleep with my best friend. Log in to see images!

i can see avoiding u at school, but ur parents sleep w ur best friend????????Log in to see images!


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here 2 maek u happy, an 2 be maed happy by u! Log in to see images!
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xoxoxLog in to see images!

mary misanth-
rope

Avatar: mary misanthrope's Avatar
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

Second Best mammary glands on Forumwarz

My best friend AND my boyfriend. Log in to see images!

If they really loved me, they’d molest me too.


Suck my left one.

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