I found out that being the sole owner of Forumwarz Inc. influenced my other businesses in a negative way (business partners were making fun of me and sent me gay pornography), so I want to get rid of them as soon as possible.

Here is list of how you can acquire shares as silent partner in Forumwarz Inc. corporation. I will tubmail you registered certificates within 24 hours.

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– post photo of your male reproductive organ being covered with black paint (if you are male): 2%

– post photo of your mammary glands (if you are female): 2%

– kill unfunny fabulous person: 5% (+ Brownie Points)

– post goatse in Game Discussion: 5%

– have gay sex with Evil Trout: 10% (not worth it though)

– post photo of receiving blowjob by Fingerz: 10%

– organize a successful klan raid with over 100 scoops: 10%

– be MySpace Tom: 10%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

– actively play Forumwarz for 365 days in a row (must use all visits): 20%

– post photo of yourself having sex with three Forumwarz players: 20%

– post goatse of yourself in Game Discussion: 20%

– give me blowjob (if you are female and good-looking): 20%

– post goatse of your mother in Game Discussion: 25%

Contest ends when 100% of the shares are distributed! Have fun!

UPDATE: Contest is over! Thanks for participating! 55% have been transfered to iRAWR due to popular request. I feel so relieved!

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Property Relations:

– iRAWR: 55%

– Nicco: 10%

– gayfine upstanding member of society94: 10%

– BrainpanSonata: 10%

– Bandaney: 3%

– MeatLoafFan: 2%

– Adapt: 2%

– arbitrayer: 1%

– Johnny Mac: 1%

– FAIL: 1%

– handofg0d: 1%

– NotJoePesci: 1%

– Odalisque: 1%

– Something_Witty: 1%

– Kylie: 1%

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

lol you bought a useless internet achievement with 30 bp

Nicco Posted:

lol you bought a useless internet achievement with 30 bp

Haha did I ring your bell again, Anita? Log in to see images!

Do you have to be fully Jewish? Cuz my great-grandfather was Jewish and therefore I’m 1/8 Jewish from my mother’s side

(though if you ever heard on of my mother’s lecture’s you’d swear she was fully Jewish)

Edit: I think I qualify for 20%, cuz I’ve already finished ep1 and ep2 and the only problems I had were because of my browser (I use Mozilla)

I WANT THE HACK SHARE OR THE COOL POSTER SHARE

Shii Posted:

If Goatse guy IS my mother can I have the 25%?

my lawyer said that you can suck my male reproductive organ

4:45PM BrainpanSonata: Oleg: What i was saying is I never enowoman's genitalsered any bugs in the game

4:46PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: but you had problems

4:46PM BrainpanSonata: with my browser… i always have problems with mozilla, no matter what site I’m on

4:47PM BrainpanSonata: and you specifically stated “without coming in contact with one single bug”

4:47PM BrainpanSonata: and your quoted for toxx

4:48PM BrainpanSonata: *you

4:49PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: yes, but you experienced difficulties that could have been avoided with proper programming

4:49PM Oleg Mordashov: ——-> Evil Trout is a bad programmer ——-> no shares for you

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: I can’t program Mozilla 3.5

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: the prblem is my browser, not FWZ

4:50PM BrainpanSonata: therefore there were no bugs, just a malfunctioning browser

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: BrainpanSonata: malfunctioning needs two parties, a browserand a website

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: a browser can’t malfunction without a website

4:51PM BrainpanSonata: the problems I encountered were time out errors

4:51PM BrainpanSonata: and that happens with every website I browse

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: ... which require a website and a webserver to happen on

4:51PM Oleg Mordashov: yes, but if you wouldn’t browse websites, you wouldn’t get these problems

4:52PM BrainpanSonata: So you’re saying the only way to not encounter bugs is to not play FWZ? To not complete ep1 and ep2?

4:53PM Oleg Mordashov: yes

4:53PM Oleg Mordashov: that’s the catch

I CALL TOXX

MeatLoafFan Posted:

– be sexy: 1%

– be jewish: 1%

– make funny post on Flamebate: 20% (very unlikely to happen)

– finish Episode 1 and Episode 2 without coming in contact with one single bug: 20%

42% please?

I do not believe you… you must provide proof for all four of these claims IMMEDIATELY.

arbitrayer Posted:

i am 100% jewish 1% please

—-> 1%

BrainpanSonata Posted:

you get 5% share if you tubmail MC Banhammer with photo of bomb