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Once upon time there was a man who lived in house. He liked to eat food and go to work. At nighttime he would sleep.
However, there was one thing he wanted more than anything in the whole world and that was… |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:42PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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CelerySteve’s huge male reproductive organ. |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:47PM | View Montressor's Profile | # | ||||||
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Day and night it consumed his every being! How could ever acquire Celerysteve’s huge male reproductive organ? At long last he formed a plan. The key element to which would involve… |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:49PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bah. Got ninja’d.
Erm…would involve…
Flying monkeys. Shii edited this message on 02/08/2009 11:49PM |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:49PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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So, in an attempt to gain access to CelerySteve’s huge male reproductive organ, he bumped many threads with the text “CelerySteve has a huge male reproductive organ”. |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:49PM | View Korubii's Profile | # | ||||||
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But to no avail, so he lied and said he was a 16 year old girl |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:51PM | View Skyman747's Profile | # | ||||||
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At that moment Jesus came down and gave Shii a spanking for looking at porno and told Shii how disappointed he was for giving into his lustful urges. Jesus then told the man… |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:52PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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**** you, I’M A DRAGON! |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:52PM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
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Jesus then continued. Lol, not rly, but I am a reptile. He then took off his mask to reveal he had the head of a… |
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Posted On: 02/08/2009 11:54PM | View Skyman747's Profile | # | ||||||
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turkey. |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 12:05AM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Turkies are Reptiles?” asked the man who’s real name was… |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 12:31AM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Methusala Jones, the fastest halfback this side of the Mississippi |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 2:23AM | View Viktor_Freehand's Profile | # | ||||||
then he continued to male reproductive organshot himself |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 8:39AM | View Xemnas's Profile | # | ||||||
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with a |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 9:59AM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Shiny, golden plated… |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 10:39PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
fine upstanding member of society. |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 10:42PM | View Dreadnuts's Profile | # | ||||||
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vibrating dildo |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 10:42PM | View Xylon's Profile | # | ||||||
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But not just any fine upstanding member of society vibrating dildo, oh no, this fine upstanding member of society vibrating dildo was special because it could… |
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Posted On: 02/09/2009 10:45PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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**** candy sprinkles
and your mom was there and she was all like… |
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Posted On: 02/10/2009 12:31PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Oh mah gawd, that fine upstanding member of society vibrating dildo be ****ting candy sprinkles!” and then she… Trogdor Thee Burninator edited this message on 02/10/2009 12:35PM |
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Posted On: 02/10/2009 12:34PM | View Trogdor Thee Bur...'s Profile | # | ||||||