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Ugly Illegal game enhancements

Kalilith

Avatar: 120709 Sat Jan 31 16:01:19 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

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Ok, so, I buy the 69 visits. I have good times. I’m sad I can’t get e-peen or scoops, but oh well, I’m bored and I want more than 4 visits. Then my visits run out. I’m still considered a cheater? Worse, I have to buy an uncheat in order to NOT be as well as negate all my pwnage? I played the game the same as anyone else, just faster. I didn’t use anything special to knock out threads or get loads of cash for nothing, I’m just impatient. The 4 visit a day restriction is due to server overload. I give you money for the privilege of cirgreat timesventing this, you use the money for whatever, everyones happy. Why is this cheating? I mean, I understand the instakill and piles of flezz, but why visits? I purchased them under the impression that I wouldn’t be a cheater once the visits ran out, because that seemed logical. Thus far that hasn’t happened, and I can’t find anything that explains it. There are vague descriptions on spoilerpedia, but they don’t really clear anything up.

Honestly, this is a great game, and I’m not trying to be a giant douchefabulous person about this, but I’ve wound up paying for a reduced experience, and that sucks. If there was something that explained in full detail the repercussions of buying extra visits, then I wouldn’t have done it, because it wasn’t worth it. As it stands, I, what? Abandon my character? I’ve finished episode two, so there’s nothing left of the game but the competitive aspects. Not being able to participate in the competitive aspects makes sense while I had the extra visits, as I could rack up a bunch of scoops and whatnot. But now I have no more visits, can’t compete in anything, the episode is over, and it all adds up to me feeling gypped. If I’m wrong, ignore me like the idiot noob I am, but please put something up that explains illegal game enhancements, each of them, IN FULL.

thus ends my unbelievably epic rant.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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it’s cheating because everyone else has to wait between their daily visits.

uncheating doesn’t negate the cred buildup.

thanks for posting in whiney ****es. this is actually exactly what the forum is for. :/

and the explanation of illegal enhancements is right there when you buy them. If it wasn’t deemed illegal by the game creators they wouldn’t put it with them.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 02/08/2009 12:41AM

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:

it’s cheating because everyone else has to wait between their daily visits.

uncheating doesn’t negate the cred buildup.

thanks for posting in whiney ****es. this is actually exactly what the forum is for. :/

and the explanation of illegal enhancements is right there when you buy them. If it wasn’t deemed illegal by the game creators they wouldn’t put it with them.

basically, “Patience is a virtue.” If u don’t have it, CZ gives u a way 2 get around it.

69 visits / 4 = 17.25 days worth of visits. U just got almost 2.5 weeks of free visits. That’s why it’s still cheating.


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futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
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the game gets stale VERY fast with the 69 visits thing, for some reason all the fun is lost when you finish everything in one go


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Kalilith

Avatar: 120709 Sat Jan 31 16:01:19 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Ok. Let’s get rid of the “free” word right here and now. I PAID for the visits. I did not get them for free. Everyone else does not have to wait. They can pay as well.

I understand that some of the restrictions are presented at the time of purchase, but not all of them, like e-peen being a part of the competitive aspects of the game, and that the “cheat” moniker lasts long after the benefit ends. None of this properly explains why it is a cheat. Thank god I can keep my cred, that’s a huge relief. However, spoilerpedia says that uncheat resets your entire character to level one.

Basically, I wanted to support a ****in’-bum game while killing some spare time, and I got a slap in the face. Now I have to pay more to continue playing in any decent manner. Maybe if people who bought Ep. II got 8 visits a day or.. something. I don’t know. What I do know is I’m sure as hell not cheating now.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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Why is that such a big deal to you?

It’s listed as a cheat so you expect it to **** you up.

Kalilith Posted:

Ok. Let’s get rid of the “free” word right here and now. I PAID for the visits. I did not get them for free. Everyone else does not have to wait. They can pay as well.

Who mentioned free? Everyone gets the standard 4 per day. You bought them knowing it would cripple your character.


I guess the answer to your question is it’s giving you a leg up over people who don’t pay. You pay for the privilege to burn through the game without waiting which isn’t fair to everyone else.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 02/08/2009 2:21AM

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
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Level 35 Emo Kid

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Kalilith Posted:

I purchased them under the impression that I wouldn’t be a cheater once the visits ran out, because that seemed logical.

“Purchasing illegal enhancements will disqualify you from the competitive aspects of Forumwarz” does not imply that “you can get back on leaderboards and domination after you use your 69 visits up”.

Plus if you buy a few hundred visits and use them, then you can get back on the leaderboards and effectively buy your way to Most Flezz and Most Forums Pwned.


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Kalilith

Avatar: 120709 Sat Jan 31 16:01:19 -0500 2009

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Generichaxor said free. And, yes, it does give me a leg up. because I bought it. I would also argue that it is fair to everyone else because they, too, can purchase it. Now the real question is, Why do you charge for it if it ****s your character? Why would I pay for it if I knew how screwed I was really gonna be?

Now this is just making me ****ed. As a moral lesson, this has been quite effective. before I buy anything online I will now research every obscure, far flung bit of information before committing. However, as a business model, it leaves something to be desired.

retardpants

Avatar: 92774 Fri Jan 02 17:45:55 -0500 2009

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Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

That is the very essence of cheating – instant gratification but may well leave you feeling hollow and annoyed in the long run.

When it says “disqualify”, omitting the word “permanently” doesn’t imply “temporarily”.

Generichaxor said free.

He was wrong. Don’t hold that against the rest of us.

I would also argue that it is fair to everyone else because they, too, can purchase it.

Then Domination and Leaderboards would be a mbum of “who can buy more visits”. Not fun.


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rush68

Avatar: 115996 Sun Jan 25 01:50:29 -0500 2009

Level 20 Hacker

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Bigandtasty Posted:

Then Domination and Leaderboards would be a mbum of “who can buy more visits”. Not fun.

Since when was Domination any fun in the first place?


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