1. The team with the most points at the end of the game will win.

2. There will be quite a few Budweiser and Bud light commercials.

3. It will take place in Tampa.

4. Many people across America will drink beer and eat pizza and wings.

5. Would the owner of a white Honda Civic please move their car?

6. The game for the most part will suck.

7. The only exciting play of the game will take place while you’re in the bathroom.

8. You will be attacked by lesbians with a dildo jack hammer.

9. Bruce ****ing Springsteen.

10. Silly woman that’s not how you eat a cugreat timesber.

11. Eleven.

12. I am the cheese. I am the best character on the show. I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined.

13. Upon further review the ruling still stands.

14. There will be a lot of people who wasted money in the stands.

15. If all these predictions come true you can save 30 cents on your next purchase of a large coffee and box of condoms at your local gas station.