Em You Are Posted:

As to not post my address on the interwebz for all of FWZ to see, I’ve Tubmailed you mapquest directions from you directly to my house. As to the bushes, I’ll let you pick once you’ve arrived.

See you in about 18 hours! Log in to see images!

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Thanks for the directions…I’ve just got to stop and see the worlds largest ball of yarn and I’ll be there.

Salin Posted:

What would be the best point for a sniper to lurk if their target was in your bedroom?

Hmm well, there are only two windows in my room and my bed isn’t exactly in front of either or them. For a sniper to be truly successful in eliminating said target hiding out in my bedroom, the sniper would either have to position them self in my neighbor’s master bedroom window and try to angle the shot through my one window at my bed, bumuming the target is sleeping in my bed of course. Or the sniper could climb up one of the trees in my backyard and try to angle the shot through my other window. Either way, chances of hitting said target in my bedroom could possibly prove quite difficult. Sorry. =/

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Salin Posted:

How would said sniper gain access to said locations?

Well that’s easy. The sniper could either wait til my neighbor is gone and then force entry into my neighbor’s house, or the sniper could simply eliminate my neighbor and his family and then have full access to my neighbor’s house, or just ask permission. As far as the trees, just walk back there and climb one. Easy as that. =D

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heirloom Posted:

How do you know Salin and I aren’t working in cahoots? We now have your address and the best possible way to eliminate you. You know what my demands are.

Well, being as your demands are me naked and no struggle when you arrive, I think I can handle myself in such a situation. Log in to see images!

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heirloom Posted:

What do you mean no struggle? I like em feisty.

Struggle to get away. Once we’re alone I can be anything you want me to be pretty kitty. Log in to see images!

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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

do you know who i am

Em You Are Posted:

You know, I was gonna void this one out due to the fact that you forgot the punctuation that makes it a question, then I said eh **** it. So I’ve fixed it for you.

You are nanlatinojesus. You bring us justice in our forums, and for that I thank you. Without you there would be choas and anarchy and wild rabid not-so-friendly trouts running around like chickens with their heads cut off.

This beer is to you.

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wrong

YOU DONT HAEV ANY ****ING IDE AWHO I AM

whoo looks like i need to calm down!!

I stopped by your house today around 12. You weren’t there. Where were you?