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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Inconnu Posted:

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                        This player gives utter support to a national producer.

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                        This player is the accomplished master in almost everything, except windmill fights.

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                        This player belongs to a same-sex tolerant nation. No holebi though.

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                        This player is has a natural affinity to coffee shops.

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                        This player pwned 104 different forums in a row (before they got implemented).

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                        Not that there’s anything wrong with that, ben Irecht?

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                        This player perceives the reality with an aided eye.

hahahaha. gold!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

bumpity bump Log in to see images!

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

I’ve sent a TM to ET with my proposed E-Peen. If everything goes according to plan, I will not consider new entries anymore. Updated the OP.

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Simon Groothuizen Posted:

I’ve sent a TM to ET with my proposed E-Peen. If everything goes according to plan, I will not consider new entries anymore. Updated the OP.

Things didn’t go according to planLog in to see images!

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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                        This player underwent the most expensive plastic surgery in the history of Forumwarz.

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                        This player has sold his dignity on Kyoubai.

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                        This player has won the Forumwarz and has nothing to do now.

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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

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By Any Other Name : This player has overcome the trauma of identity crisis and still achieved more than you could ever hope to achieve.

Public image source: http://www.public-domain-photos.com/flowers/rose-73-1.htm

scully edited this message on 01/31/2009 2:56AM

Sabre

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

chuck norris: this player is infinitely more manly than you suck it up

pwner of gods: you could pwn threads for the rest of your life and you’d never catch up to this player

tiny male reproductive organ: you have a tiny male reproductive organ this player doesn’t

MOO!: this player has beat the secret cow level

didn’t read all the posts sorry if i repeated anything

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

FAIL Posted:

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I WISH I WAS FAIL

This player wishes she was FAIL.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

*sigh*

hotcutie

Avatar: Smiling Woman

Level 13 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Nice player.

This player is very nice and gave 5 bp to hotcutie so she could buy Episode 2.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

FAIL Posted:

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I WISH I WAS FAIL

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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dupersude

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

You can get those???

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

NOOOOOOOO!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!! – This user was about to win a medal in domination until the last hour when they were attacked with 10 or more domination cards into a loss.

Australian Speedskater – This user won a medal simply because all those in front of him took each other out in the last hour using at least 10 cards each.

Surprise bumsex – This user stole a medal from another player by hitting him with over 10 cards in the last hour of Domination.

Midget Wrestling – Despite being attacked in Domination by 5 or more players, this user still managed to win a medal.

Botched Surgery – This user is or was a cheater (Lowers their e-peen)

WoW Player – This player grinded the same forum 25 times in a row.

Hit Me – This player chose Hit Me in Blackjack when they had a 20 and drew an Ace

WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

xX_73h_1337_m0d3r470r_Xx Posted:

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Hit Me – This player chose Hit Me in Blackjack when they had a 20 and drew an Ace

this happened to me, and i have pics to prove it.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

Vuistbaron Posted:

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The Reversed KellyThis player spent his winnings to enhance his peen instead of getting an artificial ham wallet.

Ahahaha HAAAAAI Ik ben Kel! *schud van het lachen*

Instant winrar. I want that one!

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

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                           This player guessed the ending of FW episode 3 before it was released.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

was Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/27037-i-obviously-deserve-the-was-is-the-whiniest-****-e-peen

You should make this one and give it to me.

You’re trying too hard

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Not trying at all.

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