Seriously, you are too ****ing happy. You have made it a point to post uplifting and hope inspiring bull****. May you be raped in the bum by a thousand watermelon and chicken starved fine upstanding member of societys. Here’s an idea for january 25 why not post a thread about how you were sexually molested by your uncle and your cousin and that as a result you have deep seeded emotional trauma that has led to a compulsive sex addiction in which you subject yourself to be used by anyone who is willing and as a result you have AIDS or maybe you could just post a thread about the sudden realization you had and that you finally understand that no one really loves you and that you will die alone and suffer eternally in a hell of your own design.

Or you could just do us all a favor and chase seven bottles of tylenol with a male reproductive organtail of draino foaming pipe snake and otter urine.

Now to slowly crush your soul.

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!

“What’s up Draco?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

Odalisque Posted:

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