The Unknown Comic Posted:

Barack Obama is so black Thomas Jefferson ****ed him!

Barack Obama is so white he knows all the words to Thunder Road!

Barack Obama is so asian he pronounces words differently than us!

Barack Obama is so Mexican he should be called Barack Oburro!

Barack Obama is so Canadian he spell his name B, eh, r, eh, c, k O, b, eh, m, eh!

Barack Obama is so British he colonized India and subjugated the Irish!

Barack Obama is so Eskimo that he smells like fish and ****s polar bears!

Barack Obama is so Irish he jerks off to pictures of JFK!

Barack Obama is so German his nickname is The Black Forest!

Barack Obama is so French his plans for change involve a guillotine!

Barack Obama is so Jewish he’s planning on starting a production company out of the white house!

Barack Obama is such a gypsy he has lice!

Barack Obama is such a Spaniard he does not believe in God!

Barack Obama is so Italian he broke his daughters legs!

Barack Obama is so southern he lynched himself!

Barack Obama knows he might be a redneck when his gun rack has a gun rack!

Gun racks might know they’re a redneck when they register as dixiecrats!

Barry Osmond might be a dixiecrat if he votes in favor of segregation!

Segregation is so Jamaican he calls everyone mon!

Walter Mondale is so black he died of hypertension!

Barack Obama is so hyper tensed about the presidency he has to cool off with Mondo!

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Fingerz Posted:

In the end the good guys ALWAYS come out on top, and the US is, of course, ALWAYS the good guys.

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