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Martin Luther King Day fine upstanding member of society New Year is a national holiday in celebration of Martin Luther King, Jr. It’s the third Monday of January, which fits coincidentally close to the day he was born, the day he died, his rise to power and success in making the U.S.A. a communist country, and the day he successfully defeated the fire-breathing hydra, saving New York. The holiday was deemed official in the year 1968, the year Martin Luther King was bumbuminated by the French. To celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.’s rise and fall, it is custom for American families to make a living sacrifice to the Gods of Communism. The sacrifice is usually something small and insignificant, like a zebra or a hooker. Since it’s creation in 1968 to now, Martin Luther King Day fine upstanding member of society New Year has been a holiday everyone can enjoy.

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