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My One-panel synopsis of Twilight
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Hey guys, I made a brief, one-panel synopsis of Twilight. Enjoy.
Yes, he’s holding a mirror, and no, his reflection is not in it. (Even though he had a reflection in the movie. Grrr… ) Dynmitrave edited this message on 11/25/2008 5:17PM |
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| Posted On: 11/25/2008 5:17PM |
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If the meaning of your post is something along the lines of “Twilight Sucks” (and I suspect it is), I agree. |
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| Posted On: 11/25/2008 5:19PM |
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Of course. |
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| Posted On: 11/25/2008 6:42PM |
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Dynmitrave Posted:
I don’t know what you’re grrring at…. That he had a reflection? Vampire lore varies from writer to writer and culture to culture. Were you waiting to see if he crossed running water so you could grrr?
Edit: Agreed, btw. **** movie. Deific Blunder edited this message on 11/26/2008 4:48AM |
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| Posted On: 11/26/2008 4:47AM |
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A part of me wants to read the books/see the movie so I can legitimately claim that it sucks. But then my rational mind takes over and decides that I have better things to do with my time.
Besides, I have it on good authority from enough people that it does, in fact suck, so I have no need to confirm it for myself. |
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| Posted On: 11/26/2008 4:56AM |
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I was mildly interested in the series, due to all the hype and whatnot.
It was after a brief online searching session when I learnt that vampires sparkle in the sunlight that I realised that this was a bad series. |
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| Posted On: 11/26/2008 5:05AM |
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From what I know/have seen (which isn’t much, granted), this is disturbingly accurate. Also, on a side note, your stick figures are way better than mine will ever be. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 8:17AM |
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Deific Blunder Posted:
My fiancee has read three of the books and she said that Edward doesn’t have a reflection in them.
This is just a matter of inconsistency. It’s not like it changes vampire lore. It’s just poorly written. Twilight is basically the sexual fantasy of a fat woman who doesn’t get any from her husband. |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 4:14PM |
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Dynmitrave Posted:
Inconsistent? How could she NOT be inconsistent? She didn’t even do any research on vampires at all. And she admitted to it. |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 4:20PM |
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PatchTheDarknut Posted:
But is it too much to ask that she stays consistent with HERSELF? |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 10:11PM |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 10:12PM |
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Actually, I might have a picture I took of the original. Hang on. |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 10:13PM |
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Dynmitrave Posted:
Thou speakst the truth. |
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 10:16PM |
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Okay, after I drew this my friend told me to take a picture of it with my phone. Here’s the chalkboard original.
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| Posted On: 11/27/2008 10:19PM |
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Obligatory: Log in to see images! Despite the fact that this picture is posted in every Twilight discussion I’ve ever participated in, no one ever mentions that the artist herself draws self-insertion Gargoyle furry “art.” |
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| Posted On: 11/28/2008 1:00PM |
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Yeah, that comic is on the ED page for Twilight. It actually doesn’t surprise me that she’s into the furry porn. I guess not much on the Internet surprises me nowadays. |
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| Posted On: 11/28/2008 4:47PM |
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book was written by a mormon and it’s about abstinence
is it any surprise it’s bollocks |
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| Posted On: 11/28/2008 4:58PM |
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