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Feature E-peen shrinks?

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

So can E-peen shrink? And how can I prevent it from shrinking?

Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

don’t let it get cold Log in to see images!

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

By getting more e-peen

notameme

Avatar: Tight Skirt
3

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

Master_Troll Posted:

By getting more e-peen

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BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

So if I forget to login for a few weeks, then my E-peen will shrink?

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

Technically, it shrinks when enough people get the same ‘peens to the point where it’s weighted less, therefore causing the size it adds to decrease, causing your peen to shrink.

tl;dr: yes, weeks will cause shrinkage, solution is to get more ‘peens.

BritishSeven-
fold

Avatar: 13869 2012-10-13 16:34:26 -0400
13

Level 69 Troll

fabulous person

Master_Troll Posted:

Technically, it shrinks when enough people get the same ‘peens to the point where it’s weighted less, therefore causing the size it adds to decrease, causing your peen to shrink.

tl;dr: yes, weeks will cause shrinkage, solution is to get more ‘peens.

That’s messed up.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

BritishSevenfold Posted:

So if I forget to login for a few weeks, then my E-peen will shrink?

Since you epeen length is scaled depending on the size of someone else’s, your epeen could shrink as the character at the top of the epeen length leaderboard aquires more epeens.

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

BritishSevenfold Posted:

That’s messed up.

See, even the newbie gets it. why doesn’t ET?

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

It’s messed up, but INTERNET ACCURATE.

How many people have the “Finish Episode 1” epeen? Who does it impress?

Now, how many people have the “Obey the Permanoob” epeen? Is that more impressive?

/argument

crlcan81

Avatar: 89710 2010-02-18 12:17:24 -0500
1

Level 59 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

I want my e-peen to becomes the biggest EVER. Though that’s unlikely to happen. I wanna become feared and hated by everyone.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

It’s messed up, but INTERNET ACCURATE.

How many people have the “Finish Episode 1” epeen? Who does it impress?

Now, how many people have the “Obey the Permanoob” epeen? Is that more impressive?

/argument

And how many people have the 32 medals peen? (Answer: 10) Shouldn’t that be worth something? I got *4* peens the other day (including that one) to grow by a whopping quarter inch.

I don’t mind the sliding scale of what a peen is worth. Not even a little bit. I do hate that it’s compared to other users though. I think a peen that only 10 people have should be worth something… and once it gets to a point where more people are getting it, the value should be decreased. But I don’t agree with comparing it to everyone else and using that in the length computations.

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