60 things most girls dont know

Guys hate ****s even though they have sex with them!

(oh yeah..you’re not “popular” if you’ve slept with more than 6 guys..you’re a HOE)

—“Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

—Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

—Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there aren’t awkward pauses, but once he’s on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

—Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

—Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

—Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

—A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

—Boyfriends need to be rebumured often that they’re still loved.

—Don’t talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

—Guys get jealous easily.

—Guys are more emotional than they’d like people to think.

—Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…nevermind..” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll bumume he did something wrong and he’ll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

—Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

—Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

—Girls are guys’ weaknesses.

—Guys are very open about themselves.

—It’s good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don’t let him wait too long.

—Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

—If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

—A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

—Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

—Guys will brag about anything.

—Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

—No matter how much guys talk about bumes and mammary glands, personality is key.

—Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

—Guys worry about the thin line between being compbumionate and being whipped.

—Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

—Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.

—Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

—Try to be as straightforward as possible.

—If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

—If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he’s probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

—When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

—When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”

—Guys don’t really have final decisions.

—If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.

—If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.

—When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don’t want you to disagree with them.

—When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he’s definitely thinking something.

—Guys like femininity not feebleness.

—Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

—A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

—Don’t be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

—Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

—Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

—Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

—If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don’t say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren’t interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

—Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

—A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.

—No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He’s just too stubborn to admit it.

—Not all guys are bumholes. Just because ONE is a jackbum doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

—We don’t like girls who are too skinny.

—We love it when girls talk about there mammary glands.

—Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy …like wheather it’s a one time deal or not ….

—Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours…

—When a guy hits your bum it means that he wants you sexually

—Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

—Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts…

—Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn’t intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that…after you let him know a couple times.

—When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

—-Girls, if u don’t repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life

—-Guys if you don’t repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life.

I saw this rambling mess while looking for some Jet Set Radio tunes to listen to. So, I decided to refute every single one of the statements given within. One at a time.

So, here it is, the refutations.

1 Guys love ****s. Otherwise, they wouldn’t sleep with them.

2 True statement on the stopping from the stammering, though.

3 Sorry for breaking your romantic fantasy, but if they are flirting around, they don’t see you as a good girlfriend, and you’re likely a manipulative controlling ho-bag.

4 Guys rarely plan things out romantically. Women are the ones who plan. Guys are the ones who do the plan.

5 If you think they’re going crazy about your smile, think again: They’re likely crazy about the T and A.

6 Guys will NOT do anything to get women’s attention, simply because of the fact that men have dignity. Sometimes, I’m not sure if women do, but guys? Certainly.

7 Agreed: Guys do not want to hear you whine about your ex.

8 Some guys, most often the abusive ones, don’t want you talking to other guys. Not all.

9 Now this is what I hate: The pet mentality for boyfriends. It varies from man to man how much he needs attention. I personally don’t need much attention to feel loved, just occasional attention.

10 Again, most guys, if they feel secure in a relationship, don’t care who you talk to.

11 More like, GIRLS get jealous easily.

12 Guys might be more emotional than you think, however, we keep it hidden, and for good reason.

13 No idea where you were going with this one with the “You know what?!” thing.

14 I don’t stammer to girls I really like. Some guys don’t. It’s just a fact of life. Some of us are Smooth Criminals.

15 This…. is BS. Total. Utter. BS. Men borrow money from whoever they choose to borrow money from, as long as it is a confided source. Parents count.

16 Girls are not always a guy’s weakness.

17 Guys…. Open?! Are you KIDDING ME? We are never open. Ever. The reason why? We can’t be open. We’re expected not to be open.

18 Again with the pet mentality…. If a guy feels he’s being tested, you’ll diminish in his eyes, and likely be less faithful towards you.

19 If a guy has problems with you and doesn’t take it up with you personally, sorry, you aren’t in a serious relationship.

20 True, we don’t need advice. However, it is very nice to give us advice if we don’t know what to do.

21 Fairly true on the teasing bit.

22 Varies on case to case.

23 Guys do not always brag about everything, because even the most big and bad man has a sense of humility.

24 True enough with the beautiful thing.

25 True on the personality thing, if he’s looking for a serious relationship.

26 Guys indeed do learn from experience. Not sappy romance novels.

27 No guy I have ever met has had this problem of the whipped/compbumionate line. Therefore, it doesn’t exist.

28 If anything, girls think too much. Not guys.

29 Not all guys think alike, sorry to burst your bubble. We often seek out advice from other men more than women, simply because other men can relate to us more than women.

30 False: Guys HAVE written books about relationships and how to preserve them.

31 Agreed on the straightforward thing. It ****es guys off to no end, especially me, when a girl seems to like him yet doesn’t DO anything about it.

32 If a guy looks unusually calm, it’s because he’s prooobably unusually calm.

33 Probably true, but guys almost never admit that to anyone until they’re actually in a long-term relationship that spans over a year.

34 Men respect people who do what they tell them to do. If he tells you to go away, he probably wants to be alone to think things through.

35 This guide has to be written by a girl, I’m sorry, this is just too way off. Guys ALWAYS deal in absolutes, it is their nature, and how they work. They are focused on action. Saying they do not have a final answer is like saying the sky isn’t blue: It’s false.

36 If a guy starts talking seriously? Listen to the guy. Seriously.

37 Maybe, maybe not. Depends on a case to case basis.

38 Not always true. Guys think it’s cute, and having humility is always a plus for a girl.

39 KerDUUUUH. DING DING DING. WE HAVE A WINNER. Yes, if guys look at girls for a long period of time, they’re likely thinking something.

40 Guys like women that can take care of themselves. Therefore, feebleness is not wanted.

41 Guys really don’t care if girls can punch harder than them. Really.

42 Guys have problems? THANK YOU, CAPTAIN OBIVOUS.

43 Agreed: Guys hate snobs.

44 Think of it this way, if a guy applies an entire can of Axe on his body, would you want to be near him? Answer: NO.

45 I’d actually say the ratio of sexes talking about each other is relatively equal.

46 Guys like being led on, because guys like vain hopes for the future. Rejection will happen eventually.

47 Agreed: If you want to reject someone, just DO it.

48 If guys think that girls are overly confusing and strange, it means that they’re not interested in you: You yourself are too strange.

49 Yes, a guy WOULD give his left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind.

50 Pretty true: Most guys can’t handle all their problems on their own, and they often don’t open up to admit that.

51 Thank you, captain obvious, for saying we’re not all bumholes.

52 Survey says, yes, we do like skinny girls. Anorexia is a turn-off, though.

53 Guys love mammary glands. Therefore, we love it when people talk about mammary glands. No brainer.

54 Agreed: Girls think it’s a lasting things, guys don’t, it ends up horribly.

55 Agreed with shy guys: They are the easiest to talk to, because they’re often starved for attention.

56 Thank you, captian obvious: When a guy hits a girl in the bum, yes, it means he wants her.

57 Everyone likes rubs. Of any sort.

58 Humanity’s nature is to question boundaries. Girls will also test guys limits.

59 This is pretty true, yeah.

Next two: Stupid chain letter BS.

End of complaints.

Don’t ask me why I did this. I felt like posting a giant rambling thing on why this twit girl was wrong in every single way.