Mister_bum Posted:

One day, Lenore found a book. She was not one to be fond of books, but this one was special.

After a bunch of weird crap happened, she ended up having sex with some guy who apparently was her friend.

And then she let him in a little secret.

“I was embalmed!”

Cries of terror were heard.

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lenore is some **** from an edgar allen poe poem. coincidence?

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I really don’t lime spam, so stupid.

Quintuple post. I win.

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If you don’t nut to this…

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FalconFour Posted:

... then perhaps this is more your thing?

http://hostfile.org/36687_1182007193748.jpg

(90% of people would probably say “WTF” so… not embedding)

dawg u dawg

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra bumer I usually put in the pan when I’m grilling grill’d cheese.

I didn’t notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn’t taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor’s 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor’s yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better – I nonchalantly told her I used a different bumer, which in it’s essence wasn’t entirely a lie, I just didn’t specify it was my nut bumer. I’m not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

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