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shrtcat

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Funny jokes =)

“Once a man bought a horse. You had to say “hallelujah” to make it go and “amen” to make it stop.

The man was riding his horse one day but then he realized he was riding to an edge of a cliff.

He was so scared he forgot how to make the horse stop. He thought this was the end of his life and he started praying, ending the prayer by saying “amen”.

The horse suddenly stopped at the edge of the cliff. “hallelujah” said the man with a sigh of relief and off went the horse?

Posted On: 11/08/2008 1:29AM

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Posted On: 11/08/2008 1:30AM

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shrtcat

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Here’s a second one.

There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory, where the father thought, “This should impress him!” He showed his son a machine and said “Son, this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in a pig, and out come sausages.

The prudish son, unimpressed, said “Yes, but do you have a machine where you can put in a sausage and out comes a pig?”

The father, furious, thought and said, “Yes son, we call it your mother.”

Posted On: 11/08/2008 1:32AM

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shrtcat

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A third.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glbum and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Posted On: 11/08/2008 1:34AM

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And last, and favorite, my friend told me this one.

” A sadist, a pyromaniac, a zoophiliac, a masochist and a necrophiliac are sitting on a park bench, then, the zoophiliac gets up and says: “Let’s have sex with a cat!” and then sits down. Then the sadist stands up and says: “Let’s torture, THEN have sex with a cat!” then sits back back. Then the pyromaniac stands up and states: “Let’s burn, torture THEN have sex with a cat!”, to which the necrophiliac replies: ” Let’s burn, torture, KILL and THEN have sex with a cat!” and sits down.

Everyone looks at the masochist who hasn’t said anything, they ask him his opinion, to which he replies: “Meow.”

Posted On: 11/08/2008 1:44AM

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shrtcat

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shrtcat Posted:

And last, and favorite, my friend told me this one.

” A sadist, a pyromaniac, a zoophiliac, a masochist and a necrophiliac are sitting on a park bench, then, the zoophiliac gets up and says: “Let’s have sex with a cat!” and then sits down. Then the sadist stands up and says: “Let’s torture, THEN have sex with a cat!” then sits back back. Then the pyromaniac stands up and states: “Let’s burn, torture THEN have sex with a cat!”, to which the necrophiliac replies: ” Let’s burn, torture, KILL and THEN have sex with a cat!” and sits down.

Everyone looks at the masochist who hasn’t said anything, they ask him his opinion, to which he replies: “Meow.”

My absolute fave. =)

Posted On: 11/08/2008 1:46AM

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