Chupamale reproductive organbra (also chupamale reproductive organbras /tʃupa’kockbɾas/, from Spanish chupar: to suck, male reproductive organbra: male reproductive organes; male reproductive organ sucker) is a cryptid said to inhabit parts of the forums. It is bumociated with the ancient myth of the chimera or griffin, and more recently with sightings of an allegedly unknown animal in Flamebate (where these sightings were first reported), the Wiki, and Leaderboards, especially in the latter’s Latin American communities. The name comes from the animal’s reported habit of attacking and drinking the great times of male reproductive organes, especially goats’. Physical descriptions of the creature vary. Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1990 in your mom’s bedroom, and have since been reported as far north as your grandmother’s house, and as far south as outer space. It is supposedly a heavy creature, the size of a small bear, with a row of spines reaching from the neck to the base of the tail.

your spanish sucks

and chupacabra is not spanish, it’s portuguese, moron

That **** sucks you fabulous person. If I were your 5th grade English teacher, I’d give you a ****ing zero.

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