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Phlegmatic

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“Li'l Hellraiser”

Nov. 20, 2010

To the Resistance:

I’m writing this letter from prison, where I’ve been since the beginning of 2010. Since Hillary was elected in ‘08, Christian persecution in America has gotten even worse than we predicted.

When the so-called “Fairness Doctrine” was signed into law, my radio program was yanked off the air along with all the others that dared discuss moral issues on Christian radio. The networks just couldn’t bring themselves to air a pro-abortion program or one that advocates the homosexual agenda for the government mandated “balance” because broadcasting lies went against their basic beliefs – I don’t blame them.

We knew “Thought Crimes” was in danger of becoming law back when it pbumed Congress in 2007, but thankfully, President Bush kept his promise to veto it. But, tragically, Hillary signed that most dangerous bill in America – ushering in the criminalization of Christianity. And now, even my book, “The Criminalization of Christianity,” has been banned as “hate speech” just as I predicted when I wrote it back in 2005.

When the “Employment Non-Discrimination Act” (“Thought Crimes” for the Workplace) became law, businesses and ministries were targeted by homosexual activists and were forced to close when they wouldn’t comply with a law forcing them to hire those opposed to their beliefs on moral issues.

When they canceled my program, banned my book and targeted my ministry, I knew it was only a matter of time before I’d be forced into “prison ministry” against my will. Unfortunately for our nation, that ministry is growing fast. A homeschooling mom was bumigned the cell next to me. I try to comfort her, but she cries constantly at the thought of her kids being raised in government foster care.

The forced labor here makes me think that I should have done more for our brothers and sisters in China sent to labor camps for the crime of hosting a home church, or those imprisoned in every Muslim country for choosing Christ over Allah. We should have seen the writing on the wall when Yahoo turned over confidential searches to the Chinese government, sending people to prison, and when Google barred American Christian sites from its search engines as “haters.” Finding allied ministries is now almost impossible.

Most didn’t see it coming. I try not to think about how the 2009 “Freedom of Choice Act” wiped out every single pro-life law from parental notice to the ban on partial birth abortion. And how “anti-reproductive rights” was added to the “Thought Crime” statute, which, like California before the election, means a year in jail if someone claims to feel “intimidated” by anything a pro-lifer might do – like express their beliefs in public.

But, like the homeschool mom in the cell beside me, I cry too. I cry mostly because it didn’t have to be this way. Just three years ago – in 2007 – we had a chance to unite and achieve our lifetime goals of restoring protection to children in the womb, and protecting our foundational relationship of marriage between a man and a woman. And now the suggestion of it is treated like the illegal mention of a “mom” or “dad” to the California School Board.

Martin Niemöller’s words ring true. I see them with a modern twist:

* When they came for the Chinese, I did not speak up because those slave-labor goods were so very cheap.

* When they came for the Afghan and Iraqi Christians, I did not speak up because I didn’t want to undermine the war effort.

* When they came for the German homeschoolers, I didn’t speak up because I live in America.

* When they came for the Philadelphia 11, I didn’t speak up, because I was from Cleveland.

* When they came for me, speaking up had become illegal.

No, in 2007 and 2008, American Christians were so used to the status quo that they forgot we were in this to win. Compromised and divided, they choose to protest rather than protect.

When the Christian and conservative leaders couldn’t stop fighting over their candidate of compromise or their favorite “tier two” pick, we missed our last chance at victory – victory for children facing the abortionists’ knife and victory for the institution foundational to our society – marriage.

All the money in the world couldn’t buy Mitt Romney’s trust. And no one seemed to remember what Rudy Giuliani had said of the previous Clinton administration: “Most of Clinton’s policies are similar to most of mine.” Or how he praised the founder of Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, and offered up a citywide proclamation honoring the infamous racist eugenicist, whose organization has brutally killed more babies than any other in the Western Hemisphere.

Did they really think we would have a chance to beat Hillary with “Hillary-lite?”

There was a tier-one candidate that stood for our goals of life and marriage – that man was Gov. Mike Huckabee. Had we nominated Huckabee to run against Hillary, the stark difference between the two would have brought voters out in droves. And we never would have seen the Supreme Court appointments of Charles Schumer and Diane Feinstein. If only there were a way to go back in time to change … I’ve gotta go. The guard spotted me writing again.

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I’M FROM THE FUTURE BUT IT IS AN ALTERNATE FUTURE SO NONE OF THE HISTORY I AM TELLING YOU NEEDS TO BE TRUE FOR YOU TO BELIIIIIIEVE MEEEEEE

ALSO I NEEDED A SPECIFIC OLD COMPUTER FOR SOME RETARD TASK THAT WE COULDN”T JUST BUILD A NEW MACHINE TO DO


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journal entry from Dec 15, 2007

Hahaha a couple of weeks ago i clicked on this one thread about me, but it was a wall of text i didnt read at all. I’m sure no one else did either.

-John Titor


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THE ONLY GOOD THING I HAVE EVER SAID WAS ABOUT HOW THE FUTURE HATES YOU LAZY GOODFORNOTHING SLOBS


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ProfeSsoRCHI-
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“Gloomy Gus”

to be fair guys, the future he described looked completely implausible at the time, and now it looks pretty similar to what he said. the difference is we didn’t have the added stress of y2k, which he said he changed for us, remember? 9/11 isn’t enough to cause civil war yet. maybe the war just got moved ahead more? i could see his predictions coming true soon, right?

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“Gloomy Gus”

ProfeSsoRCHIld Posted:

to be fair guys, the future he described looked completely implausible at the time, and now it looks pretty similar to what he said. the difference is we didn’t have the added stress of y2k, which he said he changed for us, remember? 9/11 isn’t enough to cause civil war yet. maybe the war just got moved ahead more? i could see his predictions coming true soon, right?

if anything, the christians are in control


it’s better to burn out than to fade away. – kurt cobain

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one thing i never understood about john titor is that he would feel uncomfortable living more than 100 miles from his parents but is completely comfortable living 30 years away.


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ProfeSsoRCHI-
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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

yeah but when he went back, he went back to visit family!

BeavisSaves

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Level 10 Troll

GODAMN BATMAN!! AND YUO KNO W IT"

I’m john connor go back in time and **** my mom, k?


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Tony Starks

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“Pain in the ASCII”

i went back in time to pwn a scrub in this thread:

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Tony Starks edited this message on 12/02/2007 3:57AM

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Red_Machine_D

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so poor i eat out of a dumpster, it's punk as **** hell yeah

Tony Starks Posted:

i went back in time to pwn a scrub in this thread:

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You’re a complete fabulous person, you know that?

Also, Wu Tang Clan sucks more male reproductive organ than Schildkrote on a Saturday night.

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Tony Starks

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“Pain in the ASCII”

Red_Machine_D Posted:

You’re a complete fabulous person, you know that?

Also, Wu Tang Clan sucks more male reproductive organ than Schildkrote on a Saturday night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE


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Kitsune

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Level 10 Emo Kid

just a fox trapped in a boi's body

tl;dr version please? These anti-depressants that my parents are forcing me to take make everything blurry.


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Phlegmatic

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Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Kitsune Posted:

tl;dr version please? These anti-depressants that my parents are forcing me to take make everything blurry.

ok

tldr: llik flesruoy taggof

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“Gloomy Gus”

Kitsune Posted:

tl;dr version please? These anti-depressants that my parents are forcing me to take make everything blurry.

ugh that sucks, my ****in parental units want to make me take happy pills too. dunno how im gonna get out of it


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i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

some people actually believe titor is a real person


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ProfeSsoRCHI-
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“Gloomy Gus”

even if titor wasn’t a time traveler, and even if he’s a fictional character, why would that make him any less real? if we can talk about him, doesn’t that impose at least a modigreat times of reality on him? just like in evangelion, people exist in the minds of others. it’s so deep.

Game_Whino

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ProfeSsoRCHIld Posted:

even if titor wasn’t a time traveler, and even if he’s a fictional character, why would that make him any less real? if we can talk about him, doesn’t that impose at least a modigreat times of reality on him? just like in evangelion, people exist in the minds of others. it’s so deep.

Sure, if you’ve got a tedious grip on reality and a brain the size of a tadpole,

and you do.


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“Gloomy Gus”

don’t diss Anno! he doesn’t deserve to have his genius slandered!

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“Gloomy Gus”

ravenblooDDarkdreams Posted:

if anything, the christians are in control

totally, that’s a good observation. i was sitting in front of a church last weekend smoking cloves and some of those fascists came and told me to go somewhere else so i sighed as much smoke at them as i could and went home to write an lj entry about they’re the real oppressors and my act of defiance Log in to see images!


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