CAPTAIN SODA

I HAVE RECENTLY CONTACTED EVIL TROUT WITH AN EXCITING NEW BUSINESS VENTURE, AND EAGERLY AWAIT A ENTHUSISASTICALLY POSITIVE REPLY. THROUGH MY POWARFUL ARTISTIC VISION AND EVIL TROUTS BRILLIANT FINANCIAL MIND, I EXPECT YOU. THE FORUMWARZ CONSUMER. WILL HAVE ACCESS TO THESE AMAZING SHIRTS REALLY SOON!

HERE I PRESENT TO YOU MY INITIAL TUBMAIL TO EVIL TROUT

DEAR SIR OR MADMAN

MAKE ME A SHIRT

I AM AN ICON OF THIS GAME AND PRINTING IMAGES OF ME ONTO CHEAP FABRIC IS AN AMAZING BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU ARE ON THE PRECIPICE OF STANDING UPON. NOT ONLY COULD YOU DISPLAY A STRIKING PORTRAIT OF A TRUE INTERNET SUPERHERO, BUT YOU COULD INCLUDE SOME OF MY TAGLINES AND CATCH PHRASES, SUCH AS “I HAVE THE POWAR” OR “IS IT JUST ME, OR IS IT POWARFUL IN HERE? OH WAIT ITS JUST ME.”

I DO NOT ASK FOR FINANCIAL COMPENSATION THE EXPOSURE ALONE IS PROFIT ENOUGH.

HOWEVER I WARN YOU NOT TO DISPLAY IMAGES OF BURGER KING AS THEY CAN BE QUITE DEFENSIVE ABOUT THEIR COPYRIGHTS. IF YOU WISH TOO TAKE THAT ROOT, I SUGGEST YOU CREATE A PARODY SUCH AS “BOOGER KING” OR “BURGER DRAG-QUEEN”

I WILL NOW POST THIS IN THE FLAMEBATE ENCASE YOU MISS THIS TUBMAIL.

I LOOK FORWARD TOO OUR BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

x CAPTAIN SODA

I EXPECT A REPLY SHORTLY STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS!