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Macho FAIL'S FINAL CONTEST: FOR 30 BPs (PAINT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

Ztacker

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[Superfabulous persons]

Level 13 Emo Kid

I like to dress up as a baboon so I can show off my purple bum. Long live WikiFur and Furries! :D

Back to the story: Take the lightbulbs to Oprah and convince her that they are Cheetos.

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

stab oprahs eyes with the lightbulbs and see whats inside her brain

O_O

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

When Oprah starts obliviously eating the light bulbs, steal her checkbook.

Forum Pwnage

Avatar: Dust Mite
1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Lolling at the above

Princess Dra-
gonRape

Avatar: Blonde Girl

[Big Bag Belligeren-
ts
]

Level 26 Camwhore

bumburgers is awesome lol

Since FAIL clearly has amnesia about getting onto Oprah and the midget dying, FAIL should take the lightbulbs to Oprah, and askher about what happened between the last post and now. Then Oprah should bite into a lightbulb, causing her mouth to split open from ear to ear.

mooseknuckle

Avatar: Chugging Beer
6

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

Fran Posted:

(May be a dumb question) is there a KFC nearby? You could buy cheetos there using your $30 coupon.

What kinda crazy ****ing KFC ya’ll got in brazil that sells cheetos?

p.s. KFC sucks POPEYES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

mooseknuckle Posted:

What kinda crazy ****ing KFC ya’ll got in brazil that sells cheetos?

p.s. KFC sucks POPEYES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU TAKE THAT **** BACK

KFC MASHED POTATO BOWLS 4 LYF3!!!!!!

also, working on the dramatic conclusion tonight… MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Also I think I just decided the only thing you guys are good for for the remainder of this contest is “Take BPs”. Don’t worry about telling me anything else, now just sit back and enjoy the end of a legendary thread.

FAIL edited this message on 10/14/2008 9:09PM

TeeKayEff

Avatar: TeeKayEff's Avatar
13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Take all BPs

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

TeeKayEff Posted:

Take all BPs

SilentRaven

Avatar: 66492 Tue Mar 17 16:25:59 -0400 2009
4

[Hackers Unite]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

When is the story going to continue?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

SilentRaven Posted:

When is the story going to continue?

NOW

Well well well… It comes down to this…

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I’ve found you at last, nemesis. You have terrorized these parts for too long, your reign of terror ends here. Come out of the shadows…






























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SilentRaven

Avatar: 66492 Tue Mar 17 16:25:59 -0400 2009
4

[Hackers Unite]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

When did we enter the wild west?

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Hi guys, I’m SilentRaven. I enjoy coming into threads that I have nothing to do with, and spouting fabulous personry for all to hear.

Please, allow me to ruin this thread as well by asking stupid bum questions!

Adolf Hilton

Avatar: Adolf Hilton's Avatar
2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Fake for your pistol, but instead perform a somersault and knock his sombrero off his tiny hammerhead.

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Adolf Hilton Posted:

Fake for your pistol, but instead perform a somersault and knock his sombrero off his tiny hammerhead.

FAIL Posted:

Also I think I just decided the only thing you guys are good for for the remainder of this contest is “Take BPs”. Don’t worry about telling me anything else, now just sit back and enjoy the end of a legendary thread.

Adolf Hilton

Avatar: Adolf Hilton's Avatar
2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Shut up you TSB sympathizer. I destroy you.

SilentRaven

Avatar: 66492 Tue Mar 17 16:25:59 -0400 2009
4

[Hackers Unite]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

FAIL Posted:

Hi guys, I’m SilentRaven. I enjoy coming into threads that I have nothing to do with, and spouting fabulous personry for all to hear.

Please, allow me to ruin this thread as well by asking stupid bum questions!

Ah, you capture me so well. You could always just continue with the story and ignore my random questions.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Take out hipflask and drink.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Log in to see images!: You underestimate me, bandito. I have raised an army of orphans with BPs, so you may defeat me but we’ll keep coming…

Log in to see images!: Enough talk, essay. We settle this with un duel. BPs to el winnar!!!!!!!!!!!!

























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