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Gay klan **** you will never be respected either in fwz or in real life

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Nicco Posted:

Once I tried one of these medicines and it made me puke up all my food

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Ive never used them to make me stop pooping.

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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

fine upstanding member of society

Nicco

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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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Milo Posted:

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Ive never used them to make me stop pooping.

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i tried it for the lulz

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

I remember way back when TSB used to use the word fine upstanding member of society lots.

I like how klan **** YOU think they are amazing trolls but really are just copying what TSB done ages ago.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

on another note i dont’ really get people who are a complete mess but think it would be OH GOD SO TERRIBLE MY PRINCIPLES! for them to try drugs that might help them out. i don’t know about you but i’d rather be happy and fulfilled on drugs than an anxiety filled lethargic wreck of a person without.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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Milo Posted:

I like how klan **** YOU think they are amazing trolls

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Milo Posted:

but really are just copying what TSB done ages ago.

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
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Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Milo Posted:

I remember way back when TSB used to use the word fine upstanding member of society lots.

I like how klan **** YOU think they are amazing trolls but really are just copying what TSB done ages ago.

Holy ****, I had no idea that TSB were the first people to spam a racial slur around a website

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

nanaintelligentjesus gets you SMART IN YOUR BRAINS Posted:

thats the point

everybody does

just because you poop after you eat things doesnt make you special

I didn’t say “poop,” I said “the ****s.” I understand this is a little hard for you but “the ****s,” actually means diarrhoea.

Instead of digesting gluten, the innards of my stomach get coated in it and become unable to absorb any nutrients from foods until eventually it all gets worn away. Of course, this means I get horrible stomach cramps as my guts try to force the contamination out of me as fast as they can… Sadly it doesn’t just turn straight into diarrhoea, and instead my body tries to force solid **** outta me at the speed of light, between that and the muscles straining, it hurts a fair bit…and then as if just to take the ****ing ****, right as it’s about to get over and I’m straining really hard because I just want to get this ****ing **** out of me, I get explosive diarrhoea. I think it’s all over…and then some more!!

TL;DR: People who don’t have Coeliac Disease just digest gluten and absorb the nutrients, whereas people with Coeliac Disease can’t, instead it coats the insides of your stomach in a layer of goo. It’s a wasting disease essentially, as if you don’t know to stop eating gluten, you insides stop being able to absorb any goodness from your food, and even though you’re eating you starve to death. Log in to see images!

Milo Posted:

Also inaneanaanierhi person, you can get medicine to make you stop pooping. Go to Boots or Superdrugs and pick some up.

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I actually mentioned that. I’ve taken drugs to stop me having diarrhoea, but I can’t live my whole life just waiting to get the ****s then popping a pill to make me constipated for a few days. IT’S NO WAY TO LIVE I TELL YOU.

crayoncakes Posted:

InaneAnomaly Posted:

oh god they won’t stop better pretend i planned this all along

Haha, yeah, that’s exactly it.

Seriously though, I’m fine with you guys continuing, actually. It gives me something to do. I really don’t mind responding to everything you have to say, and really I’m getting a few laughs out of it.

 

 

I am disappointed though… I mean…is this it? Is this the height of trolling from you guys? I came to see what you guys had posted everyday expecting someone to have ripped me a new one, or…you know, said something that would genuinely upset/offend me.

 

Is this really TSB? I mean, aren’t you guys supposed to be…? I dunno… I guess with all the hype – especially when I first came here… Well, I suppose I had something else in mind.

To be really great trolls, surely you’re not meant to get trolled yourself? Well, obviously not never, but at least not so easily? Christ… If I’d known it was this simple I’d have just been talking about myself from the beginning. Long-winded paragraphs about my day to day life… Ha! I should post my own blog threads for you!

And hey, even if I haven’t been “trolling” you, I’m fairly sure I’m annoying you; why would you even respond back otherwise? If I sucked that much, wouldn’t you just dismiss me immediately? Or grow tired after a couple of posts and just ignore my responses?

But isn’t that trolling? Provoking someones emotions to the point that they have to post to say something? Of course the point is to make themselves look stupid, and though other people might not think you seem it I do. I’ve had a bit of a laugh at some of the responses, like I said, whether you guys were intentionally trying to get some laughs or just…I found what you said amusing.

 

I mean, blimey… Is this all it takes? Really? I never knew. I mean I’m not even trying to **** you guys off, I just kept posting just because I thought it would be interesting to see what people posted back. Imagine if I really tried, haha. I bet I could really get on the last nerve of someone.

 

I should’ve been a camwhore, I think. I’m apparently pretty good at getting everyone to pay attention to me, hahaha. Even if it is negatively.

 

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And, yeah, I’m not denying this isn’t all real; I’m not trying to cover up and pretend my life isn’t pretty ****ty and pathetic. Of course it is! I just don’t really care, is all. As long as I’m happy with myself why would I really give a **** about what a bunch of people on an internet forum think about me? I’ll admit, at first I did get a little ticked off, but that’s just because the ol’ reflexes kicked in. It wasn’t so long ago I was having to fight to just get a bloody education due to my “mental condition” and things, so I’m used to defending myself… Suppose it was just force of habit.

But really, after like…the first post, I just looked at it and thought “what y’ doing?” I know the internet is “serious business” and all that, but this whole site’s a big parody of all that, so… I figured I should lighten up. Ah well.

 

Oh, look at me rambling on again. Typical. Sigh. Oooh well. Um.. I’ve quite forgotten what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, that’s it. TBH, this is…now I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but…it’s an RPG forum… shh. So, for all you guys know, this is just fake… Then it could be real…maybe just a few things thrown in for laughs… Like I said, after my first post I only responded for the lulz. It seemed to be ****ing people off. Log in to see images!

 

P.S. I did actually throw in a couple¹ of little² lies here and there. See if you can spot them if you’re bored and have nothing else to do. ****, if you’re reading this you obviously don’t…be honest.

¹ May or may not actually be a “couple.”

² May or may not actually be “little.”

I have such a ****in’ bad habit of rambling…I guess I just get into something, you know? I should be a writer…not a good one, but still, if I can get some idiots to buy my bull**** from me I’m all set. I can bust out a good few pages about the most inane things…hence the name. Log in to see images!

 

 

 

ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART

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ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART

——————————————————————CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF TSB! CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF TSB!——————————————————————

PLEASE TROLL THE **** OUT OF ME. I’M SERIOUS. LOOK, I’M TALKING IN ALL CAPS. THAT IS HOW SERIOUS I AM. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT ****ERS. I WANT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU’RE THE BAAAAAADDEST ****S TO EVER GRACE THESE FORUMS, THEN BRING IT. IT’S OFFICIALLY ON!!! 

PROVE TO ME YOU’RE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE, OR woman's genitals OUT AND PROVE YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH OF OVERRATED, HAS-BEENS, fabulous personS!!!

InaneAnomaly edited this message on 09/11/2008 6:42PM

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:

u look like poop; and you smell like pee

nanaintelligentjesus gets you SMART IN YOUR BRAINS Posted:

everybody poops

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

So, do you reckon they’re gonna rock my world(lol) or phlail?

crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Haha, yeah, that’s exactly it.

Seriously though, I’m fine with you guys continuing, actually. It gives me something to do. I really don’t mind responding to everything you have to say, and really I’m getting a few laughs out of it.

 

 

I am disappointed though… I mean…is this it? Is this the height of trolling from you guys? I came to see what you guys had posted everyday expecting someone to have ripped me a new one, or…you know, said something that would genuinely upset/offend me.

 

Is this really TSB? I mean, aren’t you guys supposed to be…? I dunno… I guess with all the hype – especially when I first came here… Well, I suppose I had something else in mind.

To be really great trolls, surely you’re not meant to get trolled yourself? Well, obviously not never, but at least not so easily? Christ… If I’d known it was this simple I’d have just been talking about myself from the beginning. Long-winded paragraphs about my day to day life… Ha! I should post my own blog threads for you!

And hey, even if I haven’t been “trolling” you, I’m fairly sure I’m annoying you; why would you even respond back otherwise? If I sucked that much, wouldn’t you just dismiss me immediately? Or grow tired after a couple of posts and just ignore my responses?

But isn’t that trolling? Provoking someones emotions to the point that they have to post to say something? Of course the point is to make themselves look stupid, and though other people might not think you seem it I do. I’ve had a bit of a laugh at some of the responses, like I said, whether you guys were intentionally trying to get some laughs or just…I found what you said amusing.

 

I mean, blimey… Is this all it takes? Really? I never knew. I mean I’m not even trying to **** you guys off, I just kept posting just because I thought it would be interesting to see what people posted back. Imagine if I really tried, haha. I bet I could really get on the last nerve of someone.

 

I should’ve been a camwhore, I think. I’m apparently pretty good at getting everyone to pay attention to me, hahaha. Even if it is negatively.

 

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And, yeah, I’m not denying this isn’t all real; I’m not trying to cover up and pretend my life isn’t pretty ****ty and pathetic. Of course it is! I just don’t really care, is all. As long as I’m happy with myself why would I really give a **** about what a bunch of people on an internet forum think about me? I’ll admit, at first I did get a little ticked off, but that’s just because the ol’ reflexes kicked in. It wasn’t so long ago I was having to fight to just get a bloody education due to my “mental condition” and things, so I’m used to defending myself… Suppose it was just force of habit.

But really, after like…the first post, I just looked at it and thought “what y’ doing?” I know the internet is “serious business” and all that, but this whole site’s a big parody of all that, so… I figured I should lighten up. Ah well.

 

Oh, look at me rambling on again. Typical. Sigh. Oooh well. Um.. I’ve quite forgotten what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, that’s it. TBH, this is…now I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but…it’s an RPG forum… shh. So, for all you guys know, this is just fake… Then it could be real…maybe just a few things thrown in for laughs… Like I said, after my first post I only responded for the lulz. It seemed to be ****ing people off. Log in to see images!

 

P.S. I did actually throw in a couple¹ of little² lies here and there. See if you can spot them if you’re bored and have nothing else to do. ****, if you’re reading this you obviously don’t…be honest.

¹ May or may not actually be a “couple.”

² May or may not actually be “little.”

I have such a ****in’ bad habit of rambling…I guess I just get into something, you know? I should be a writer…not a good one, but still, if I can get some idiots to buy my bull**** from me I’m all set. I can bust out a good few pages about the most inane things…hence the name. Log in to see images!

 

 

 

ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART

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ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART

——————————————————————CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF TSB! CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF TSB!——————————————————————

PLEASE TROLL THE **** OUT OF ME. I’M SERIOUS. LOOK, I’M TALKING IN ALL CAPS. THAT IS HOW SERIOUS I AM. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT ****ERS. I WANT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU’RE THE BAAAAAADDEST ****S TO EVER GRACE THESE FORUMS, THEN BRING IT. IT’S OFFICIALLY ON!!! 

PROVE TO ME YOU’RE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE, OR woman's genitals OUT AND PROVE YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH OF OVERRATED, HAS-BEENS, fabulous personS!!!

is this worth reading or what because my eyes just slip away from the page when I try to look at it

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

crayoncakes Posted:

is this worth reading or what because my eyes just slip away from the page when I try to look at it

I can understand.

The bold…well, just the bold at then end if important rly.

InaneAnomaly

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Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Oh, or if you wanna lul then you can read it. Log in to see images!

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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InaneAnomaly Posted:

So, do you reckon they’re gonna rock my world(lol) or phlail?

your posts are too longggggggg..-but so long as you are having fun,

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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Haha, yeah, that’s exactly it.

Seriously though, I’m fine with you guys continuing, actually. It gives me something to do. I really don’t mind responding to everything you have to say, and really I’m getting a few laughs out of it.

 

 

I am disappointed though… I mean…is this it? Is this the height of trolling from you guys? I came to see what you guys had posted everyday expecting someone to have ripped me a new one, or…you know, said something that would genuinely upset/offend me.

 

Is this really TSB? I mean, aren’t you guys supposed to be…? I dunno… I guess with all the hype – especially when I first came here… Well, I suppose I had something else in mind.

To be really great trolls, surely you’re not meant to get trolled yourself? Well, obviously not never, but at least not so easily? Christ… If I’d known it was this simple I’d have just been talking about myself from the beginning. Long-winded paragraphs about my day to day life… Ha! I should post my own blog threads for you!

And hey, even if I haven’t been “trolling” you, I’m fairly sure I’m annoying you; why would you even respond back otherwise? If I sucked that much, wouldn’t you just dismiss me immediately? Or grow tired after a couple of posts and just ignore my responses?

But isn’t that trolling? Provoking someones emotions to the point that they have to post to say something? Of course the point is to make themselves look stupid, and though other people might not think you seem it I do. I’ve had a bit of a laugh at some of the responses, like I said, whether you guys were intentionally trying to get some laughs or just…I found what you said amusing.

 

I mean, blimey… Is this all it takes? Really? I never knew. I mean I’m not even trying to **** you guys off, I just kept posting just because I thought it would be interesting to see what people posted back. Imagine if I really tried, haha. I bet I could really get on the last nerve of someone.

 

I should’ve been a camwhore, I think. I’m apparently pretty good at getting everyone to pay attention to me, hahaha. Even if it is negatively.

 

********************Log in to see images!********************

And, yeah, I’m not denying this isn’t all real; I’m not trying to cover up and pretend my life isn’t pretty ****ty and pathetic. Of course it is! I just don’t really care, is all. As long as I’m happy with myself why would I really give a **** about what a bunch of people on an internet forum think about me? I’ll admit, at first I did get a little ticked off, but that’s just because the ol’ reflexes kicked in. It wasn’t so long ago I was having to fight to just get a bloody education due to my “mental condition” and things, so I’m used to defending myself… Suppose it was just force of habit.

But really, after like…the first post, I just looked at it and thought “what y’ doing?” I know the internet is “serious business” and all that, but this whole site’s a big parody of all that, so… I figured I should lighten up. Ah well.

 

Oh, look at me rambling on again. Typical. Sigh. Oooh well. Um.. I’ve quite forgotten what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, that’s it. TBH, this is…now I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but…it’s an RPG forum… shh. So, for all you guys know, this is just fake… Then it could be real…maybe just a few things thrown in for laughs… Like I said, after my first post I only responded for the lulz. It seemed to be ****ing people off. Log in to see images!

 

P.S. I did actually throw in a couple¹ of little² lies here and there. See if you can spot them if you’re bored and have nothing else to do. ****, if you’re reading this you obviously don’t…be honest.

¹ May or may not actually be a “couple.”

² May or may not actually be “little.”

I have such a ****in’ bad habit of rambling…I guess I just get into something, you know? I should be a writer…not a good one, but still, if I can get some idiots to buy my bull**** from me I’m all set. I can bust out a good few pages about the most inane things…hence the name. Log in to see images!

 

 

 

ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART

****************************************Log in to see images!****************************************

ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART ALART

——————————————————————CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF TSB! CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF TSB!——————————————————————

PLEASE TROLL THE **** OUT OF ME. I’M SERIOUS. LOOK, I’M TALKING IN ALL CAPS. THAT IS HOW SERIOUS I AM. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT ****ERS. I WANT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU’RE THE BAAAAAADDEST ****S TO EVER GRACE THESE FORUMS, THEN BRING IT. IT’S OFFICIALLY ON!!! 

PROVE TO ME YOU’RE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE, OR woman's genitals OUT AND PROVE YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH OF OVERRATED, HAS-BEENS, fabulous personS!!!

i dont understand how you can type this

But isn’t that trolling? Provoking someones emotions to the point that they have to post to say something?
and then claim that we havent been troling you. when a few people write a few sentences and you respond with 1000 words YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED. wer not trying to cut you to the bone and make you cry and kill yourself we’re just seeing how long youre gonna keep taking the bait and going out of your mind writing huge responses to people who dont give a ****s about you or your situation. in fact person to person i wish nothing but the best for you. but damn….you need to put less effort into the internet

fyi

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Log in to see images! iRAWR edited this message on 09/11/2008 8:53PM

Oh_No_Shrubs

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

IA I expect a 5 page response on my desk by Friday.

Remember to create a title page, and cite all your sources.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

ahaha who typed that thing

they got owned

SHODAN

Avatar: 56565 Thu Oct 16 09:19:29 -0400 2008
2

[Citadel]

Level 35 Hacker

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

Do not contribute to your speciesss’ gene pool.

SHODAN edited this message on 09/12/2008 1:03AM
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