igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Grunduggerer Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.

That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.

This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!

Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.

So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!

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Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!

Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.

Sound good?

I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.

Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.

And what car do YOU drive?

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Grunduggerer Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.

That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.

This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!

Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.

So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!

—————-

Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!

Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.

Sound good?

I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.

Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.

And what car do YOU drive?

I have an old Volkswagon Bug, painted black.

Just as i thought.

What’s the license plate?

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Grunduggerer Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.

That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.

This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!

Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.

So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!

—————-

Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!

Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.

Sound good?

I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.

Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.

And what car do YOU drive?

I have an old Volkswagon Bug, painted black.

Just as i thought.

What’s the license plate?

I’m not very special. Besides, you wouldn’t get the reference on my vanity plates, anyway. *smirk*

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Grunduggerer Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.

That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.

This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!

Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.

So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!

—————-

Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!

Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.

Sound good?

I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.

Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.

And what car do YOU drive?

I have an old Volkswagon Bug, painted black.

Just as i thought.

What’s the license plate?

I’m not very special. Besides, you wouldn’t get the reference on my vanity plates, anyway. *smirk*

So your vanity plates are “FURRY” or “GAY”?

Or maybe “GAYFURY”?

igreat timestears Posted:

Ryouga Inverse Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Grunduggerer Posted:

igreat timestears Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.

That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.

This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!

Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.

So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!

—————-

Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!

I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!

Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.

Sound good?

I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.

Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.

And what car do YOU drive?

I have an old Volkswagon Bug, painted black.

Just as i thought.

What’s the license plate?

I’m not very special. Besides, you wouldn’t get the reference on my vanity plates, anyway. *smirk*

So your vanity plates are “FURRY” or “GAY”?

Or maybe “GAYFURY”?

Why must you hound me so with your proliferations of HATRED and LIES!?

Lies? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA