1.Do you know Günther? Is this name familiar to you?

2.If yes : What does he represent to you?

If No : Do you want me to tell you about him?

3.Do you think he has a sexy way of life?

4.If Male : Do you think you should Güntherize yourself to be more efficient?

If Female : Would you touch his “tra la la”? ...you really should

5.What do you think of the “sharing love” philosophy?

6.Are you open?

7.Do you want to be opened even further?

8.Do you wear tiny weeny thongs?

9.If Female : Would you have a glbum of champagne?

If Male : Would you buy me a glbum of champagne?

10.If Female : Would you take a picture next to me, feel the Günther touch?

If Male : Do you mind putting on these sunglbumes and this moustache so that we

take a picture?

11.If Female : What is your phone number?

If Male : Go visit this website, and learn how to be sexy

1.Do you know Günther? Is this name familiar to you?

I have only recently become familiar with Gunther. I’m getting on in years, and I don’t get out as much as I used to.

2.If yes : What does he represent to you?

Gunther represents an ideal vision of manhood; sexy, glamourous, and generous with love, respect, and champagne. The kind of man I have always striven to be. Of course, I represent more of a “silver fox” incarnation of the type.

3.Do you think he has a sexy way of life?

Yes, but I think that he should be a bit more open-minded, sexually. He loves beautiful women, and rightly so, but he’s missing out on so much.

4.If Male : Do you think you should Güntherize yourself to be more efficient?

Gunther has his own sexy style, and I have mine. But I think we are a lot alike.

5.What do you think of the “sharing love” philosophy?

Love is much too big to be shared by only two. I live with 5 partners: 3 men and two women. And I have many more loves. FAIL and Laguna are particularly dear to me these days.

6.Are you open?

But of course.

7.Do you want to be opened even further?

Always.

8.Do you wear tiny weeny thongs?

Only at the beach. Otherwise, I prefer to go commando.

9. If Male : Would you buy me a glbum of champagne?

Better yet, I’ll buy us a bottle — no, a case! — to share.

10. If Male : Do you mind putting on these sunglbumes and this moustache so that we take a picture?

Oh, costume play! Sure, I’ll wear anything. And I’ve got a few things I’d like you to wear, too!

11. If Male : Go visit this website, and learn how to be sexy

Darling, if it would make you happy, I’ll visit any website you like. Later, we can make some porn of our own…