hepl me! Its my firts da yand, I dont’ watn to get fiered! I tride to mak a chockolit miklshak adn, teh mashene broked and I coudnt’ mak it stop adn tehn al teh milkshak cam out adn, its alover teh flore adn my shert and, I dont now how to ficks it adn, teh custemer watnsa milk shak adn, I got teh mop to wip up teh mes but it juts spred it out moar and, the custemer is yelign and I dont now wat to do!

Ow! I fine upstanding member of societyd it realy hard adn, it hert my fot! I hat teh milk shak mashene adn, I hop it never gets ficksed EVAR!!!!

Aslo, I sliped in teh miklshak adn, fel down adn, hert my but.

My coschume unefourm is al derty now. I clened up teh mes wiht papre towals. But my but herts adn, Im’ al stiky.

PS. I gav teh cutsemer som exstra frys for fre eadn, he stoped yelign.

jack off into a cup

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CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

DONT LET THIS MAN NEAR YOU HE WILL DRINK THE MILKSHAKE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR

DONT TRY TO CONFLICT HIM DESPITE HIS AGE HE IS QUITE POWARFUL: HE CAN KILL PRIESTS WITH A BOWLING PIN

CONTACT THE AUTHORS IF YOU SEE HIM

He is indeed a dangerous fellow. I will guard my milkshake jealously.

Eirairaianna Posted:

Mistre, its juts a milck shak. If he coms her, you shoudent’ fite himjuts giv him you’r milk shak and, I wil mak you a new on. Tehn, I wil hit him wiht litening bolt! And I wil cal Captian SOda woh is very powarfull!

A milk shak is not werth dieign for.

NO OFFENSE EIRIARIARIARIN BUT THE GUY IS A MONSTER

ITS TOUGH FOR ME EVEN TO FIGHT HIM AND EVERY TIME I START WINNING HE RUNS HES FAST FOR AN OLD MAN. HED PROBABLY SWAT AWAY YOUR LIGHTNING WITH HIS BOWLING PIN

Id help but I just keep makin fries and makin fries and its never enough fries!!!

that was an odd movie..but in the end there was indeed blood, and it was cool