****in jan wenner this flamin bag of dog poo is gonna teach tyou to laugh when i said my album was gonna be better than skid rows greatest hits

ew this smells better get away for a little bit

dear diary

so i havent been doin much lately i just finsished up my new movie Foodfight! i didn’t even know we were done but thats why i check imdb every hour to get the inside scoop on me its gonna be a good movie im def gonna pick up a few kids choice awards for it which means a lot

the albums not doin so well phil spectors been gettin kind of weird he had me play the openin to rock and roll high school for like ten hours and i dont even know that song so i just improvised some bbum riffs for polly wolly doodle i also have to keep buyin more guns to keep up with phil this is like the cold war all over again

i want to fire him but im kind a scared but im more scared for this project phils a cool guy but hes ruinin my dream especially because he wants me to do a thirty minute song called woman's genitals farts and i cant even do the dance he made up for it

either way im buyin a whiskey factory with the millions i make off this album soon everyone gonna be drinking Charlie Sheens male reproductive organ Stirred Ole Time woman's genitals Flavored Drinkin Whiskey liquor Drink ive all ready made like ten tshirts with magic marker

pretty drunk

Charlie I. Sheen

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

right on bro lets hit the bars in la sometime then when trannies come up and try to get us to pay money for their male reproductive organs we can puke on them they get so grossed out i play it with my brother emilio and i always get the high score my best is seven

your pal

Charlie Sheen

youll remember me when the west winds blow upon the fields of barley

youll forget the sun in his jealous sky as we walk through fields of gold

oh man this entempo spirit is like havin a jukebox in my pocket

dear diary

brooke def found out about some of my illegitimate kids i originally lowballed her saying it was probably like five or six but she found the papers for like thirty others and of course im always hearin about new ones she pretty angry and shes not puttin out doesnt she realize that only goin to lead to more bastard kids WOMEN

durin the argument i told her to douche i think she cried a little but i couldnt tell through the bottle

in ****in awesome news ive been callin people about bein the joker in the next batman movie i do three times the **** heath did so ill be three times as good an i wont die ive also been lookin into star wars movies but it doesnt look like there makin any news ones so im going to start my own series but i dont know what

at the drawin board

Charlie I. Sheen