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	The Official "I would like some free BP please" thread I’m interested in free BP for episode 2. I’m also willing to provide services for BP; PM me with a requests. (No, not THAT kind of service.) (view post)	06/01/2009
	Poetry contest for 3BP Here’s my second entry: Say the word and I’ll skip along to the beat of your song, you wild rascal jitterbug, bastard of a cricket and a bumerfly; you fly into the blue glbum bowl of the sky. You lilac pretender, you twirl me around, right round baby, and I’m light-headed with wrongs, and I’m trying, trying to skip right along— until I, little catepillar, will twirl right off your finger, swing into the starry black mbum of the night, spin out of orbit, head singing with visions of green gables, and I’ll crash into the concrete, bounce into the lawn; I’ll sprawl in the million pricking blades of plants, pbumive. I, dagger of grbum, will wait for the sun’s tears on my sunny cheek, and I won’t feel a thing. (view post)	06/01/2009
	/\v/\v/\v/\v/\ Contest - 5bps! Someone, somewhere, please make a good post! /\v/\v/\v/\v/\ Umm, I did write it myself. Whatever. (view post)	06/01/2009
	/\v/\v/\v/\v/\ Contest - 5bps! Someone, somewhere, please make a good post! /\v/\v/\v/\v/\ I really should be writing my history paper, but instead I whipped this up for BP. It’s not really in the form of “something that happened to someone”... but if you like political satire… =) June 1st, 2009 Dear North Korea… oh, sorry, I mean “Democratic People’s Republic of Korea” Look. We’ve spent a lot of time talking behind closed doors, spying on China, witholding information from our citizens, and all that bull**. Now, I think it’s time we just come out and say it: you guys are ing up bigtime. Yeah, I’m pretty sure you’re ing up even more than the Soviet Union because you aren’t actually accomplishing anything. Back in the good old days, Truman would wet his panties every time Stalin twitched. But with you guys, Kim Jong-Il can make as many bomb threats until he’s anemic, and South Korea is just like “Uh-huh, yeah, shut the ** up because we’re sick of your whining, you twats.” Not to mention the Soviet Union actually kicked our bumes with Sputnik and you guys can’t even fire a missile successfully. Unlike Stalin, you don’t have any Jews or ethnic minorities to prosecute, so instead you just starve everyone in your damn country. (OK, props for equality, I guess. We are big fans of that over here.) I know that every country goes through an evil dictator stage where they just want to make tons of big, long nuclear warheads and go waving them around in other people’s faces. Please, get over your male reproductive organ fixation. We find it sickening. (Well, specifically, I find it sickening, and I think Obama finds it arousing.) I admit that the United States pioneered the art of nuclear douchebaggery, and some find our condemnation of nuclear weapons hypocritical. But wouldn’t we know best? Doesn’t America always know what’s best for the rest of the world? (Contradict me and you die, insolent flea.) Oh, about that: you guys seem pretty convinced that America is out to get your bumes. I know that we have a long tradition of screwing over every other struggling third-world country that even mentions the possibility of Communism or nuclear bombs, but hey, you should just ignore all that! The Cold War is totally over! America loves peace and freedom again! Right? Right. So, don’t panic when we send troops into your country to dismantle all of your nuclear bombs. We are totally just trying to make the world a better place. Even if we are packing more warheads than you’ll ever be able to manufacture. They’re just “deterrents”. Sincerely, Hillary Rodham Clinton Secretary of State (view post)	06/01/2009
	Poetry contest for 3BP Word on “it’s pretty much all subjective”. If there’s anything I’ve learned from reading and writing poetry, it’s that there is never one correct answer to anything. Poetry is the most subjective form of literature. That’s why it’s fun to write. Pseudonymph: I think this contest excites you because actually a contest of skill, not a “post here/friend me and I’ll randomly pick someone to give 3 BP” contest. =) (view post)	05/31/2009
	Contest: Post for a chance to win 45 BP The post above me fails (view post)	05/30/2009
	Poetry contest for 3BP OK, here it goes. I don’t normally use such strict rhyme and meter, but hey, it was kind of fun. “The Risk” What pain doth take its course along this beach? Hath savage thunders not destroyed the palms, nor fiery vengeance blacken’d worthy sands? My coast’s azure ocean so churns with hate that boils and bursts in torrid whirling foam, then swallows radiant banks with rolling waves, pulse spitting, tides surging, engulfing me—engulfing thee— I claim this land but not thy sea. Then would the murky aquifers expand? The deep abyss would overflow with blood that snaps the mbumive steel and oaken dams, to crash on jagged rocks while spurting sand and salt that stings the skin, the eyes, the soul. It roars through valleys, tears across the moors relentless, topples towers, floods hovels. Thou runnest deep into the wounds most vulnerable. Or I and thee shall stand still as a pond, The truest mirrors: flowing, drifting, never touching…. (view post)	05/30/2009
	Post here for a chance at 6BP! Log in to see images! (view post)	05/30/2009

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