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My vast intelligence is ruining my love life

Grayson81 Posted:

If a girl’s smart and has mammary glands as good as yours she usually doesn’t have trouble finding a bloke. The problem might be more related to this:

This story suggests a flaw in your personality. Here are two clues as to what it is:

1) A guy buys you dinner and you complain that he doesn’t tip enough.

2) You care enough about this to feel that it’s a big deal and to mention it in your overall analysis of him, but not enough to part with ten ****ing dollars.

I can understand your criticism… I don’t know, I feel that since waitstaff are paid so little, you should tip according to service. If my server is good, I tip 20% or better on principle.

I actually offered to pay for my own meal, or simply the tip before he looked at the check (would have then left the whole $10), and he declined. So it would have been kind of rude for me to have thrown down more money on the table.

But you have a point, actually. I think I am being nitpicky because I feel snobby for thinking he’s not smart enough. So I am trying to justify my guilt by saying there’s other things wrong with him.

My vast intelligence is ruining my love life

Recommencer Posted:

I think a card and candy should have been your first clue. Let us not seek solace in gifts that can be retrieved from a gas station. Log in to see images!

I thought it was nice, because it was technically a first date; I had hung out with him once before at a party. I am kind-of a minimalist, so I appreciate the gesture rather than the items themselves.

I expected nothing (well, except dinner), so really, even a stupid card and some candy greatly surpbumed my expectations.

One thing I did notice and did not like:

He only tipped $4 on a $24 bill! I would have thrown down a few extra dollars when he wasn’t looking if I had a bill smaller than a $10 on me. Our server was very good. Log in to see images! (view post)

when did you become emo?

My brain chemistry made me emo.

I was threatening to kill myself since I was like 12. Get in a fight with your best friend? Threaten suicide.

Mommy won’t let you go out with a boy? Lock yourself in the bathroom and threaten to drink draino.

Emo is a lifestyle for me, not a fashion choice.

I am an island. I am Holden Caulfield.

My vast intelligence is ruining my love life

MicRo-BreAtH Posted:

It seems getting a person to answer a question is not easy.

Sorry that I couldn’t tether myself to my computer to answer your questions all day.

To clarify, his vocabulary is smaller than mine, which makes conversations difficult and awkward. Let’s just say he is good at athletics, not school.

I’ve always been one of the indoor kids, if you know what I mean…

My vast intelligence is ruining my love life

Rehehelly Posted:

This was all a dream. Wasn’t it?

Not a dream… a NIGHTMARE!

This is even worse than my increasing paranoia that singularity already occurred and my own organic body does not exist.

I can’t even get a boyfriend in a computer simulation.

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schildkrote i want you to die

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Skills toolbar out of battle

I thought the whole reason for the limited visits per day is to save bandwidth or something. If they let people pwn forums all they wanted to practice, it would defeat that purpose.

Also it kind of cheapens the game. I died 2 or 3 times yesterday while rebalancing my character. It sucks, but it’s part of the game.

HINT FOR EMOKIDS

drussthebritishbastard Posted:

SUCK A NECROTIC male reproductive organ

Is that Kevin Arnold?

HELL

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3BP - Same old boring contest

Jenn, you like me. Can I win this week? I am out of BP.

Thanks!

L.Y.L.A.S!

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