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vintage fwz timestill dont see a page dedicated to me too (view post) |
01/13/2011 | |
vintage fwz timewow et i see that you have made this forum even less fun to post on. a miracle (view post) |
01/13/2011 | |
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01/13/2011 | |
vintage fwz timeLog in to see images! (view post) |
01/13/2011 | |
o wat upshut the **** up (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat updont make a monument for gigerth (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upthere are literally fwz shirts but no monument to my ownage whats the deal folks (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upEVIL TROUT PUT AN EASTER EGG ON THE FORUMS WHERE IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING BUT A THREAD IT PLAYS A SAD SONG AND PICTURES OF MY POSTS SLOWLY FADE IN FROM DARKNESS AND GROW ANGEL WINGS AND FLY TO POSTING HEAVEN (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upits a lot more important than putting in more gay smilies that suck Log in to see images! (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upreal talk tho i need a Posting Memorial someone get et on it. (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upand no i cant we dont get strains around here just ur average heady (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upto answer ur question tubs: a week ago i smoked 14 bowls of mids and got an ok buzz goin (view post) |
09/10/2010 | |
o wat upmods handle this **** (view post) |
09/08/2010 | |
o wat upwho remembers how cool i am (view post) |
09/08/2010 | |
o wat upw33d (view post) |
09/08/2010 | |
I'm vegetarian, so instead of getting McMurders/Murder King/Murder Wendy's I head straight for the Border, its taco bell and Yo Quero a half pound of potatoes and cheese for only 79 cents. I slap down a 2o spot (new bill! Sometimes Euros) and whisper thei meant male reproductive organFACEPANTS or w/e but all donaters are the same 2 me. (view post) |
06/18/2010 | |
I'm vegetarian, so instead of getting McMurders/Murder King/Murder Wendy's I head straight for the Border, its taco bell and Yo Quero a half pound of potatoes and cheese for only 79 cents. I slap down a 2o spot (new bill! Sometimes Euros) and whisper thethanks for your input “dumbbum fabulous person who donated to fwz shadowlolz” (view post) |
06/18/2010 | |
I'm vegetarian, so instead of getting McMurders/Murder King/Murder Wendy's I head straight for the Border, its taco bell and Yo Quero a half pound of potatoes and cheese for only 79 cents. I slap down a 2o spot (new bill! Sometimes Euros) and whisper thethis is for real hilarious (view post) |
06/17/2010 | |
I'm vegetarian, so instead of getting McMurders/Murder King/Murder Wendy's I head straight for the Border, its taco bell and Yo Quero a half pound of potatoes and cheese for only 79 cents. I slap down a 2o spot (new bill! Sometimes Euros) and whisper theI’m vegetarian, so instead of getting McMurders/Murder King/Murder Wendy’s I head straight for the Border, its taco bell and Yo Quero a half pound of potatoes and cheese for only 79 cents. I slap down a 2o spot (new bill! Sometimes Euros) and whisper the code phrase “Taco Time” and Lasha (day manager for day crew natch, shes mixed race!!! Great Eyes) knows whats up, the employee only door is opened and they lock the entrance and pull down the shades. I’ve paid the cost to be the boss and now its time to get my just desserts, a 5 minute shopping spree except instead of toys and clothes its food ingredients and instead OF A SHOpping cart its my fabulous person mouth. They use caulking guns to spray in the sour cream and tell me have you ever downed 3.5 pounds of sour cream in a single breath??? No?????????? Ha ha didn’t think so bro, no worries its fun yeah but honestly you don’t look like the kind of person who’d appreciate it no offense. After wheting my appetite I look up, burning daylight as the scoreboard counts down the seconds, its over to the churros, punch down a bakers doz to revitalize me and counteract the heavy creme curdlin in my gullyguts (got a soft layer of fat that the taco boys love, MMh! I’m a Big Beautiful Male). Like a cow grazing in a field I dip my face in the individual condiment and ingredient tins — snarf snarf Mmm its tortillas, gurn gurbnnm ahhhh some refreshing olive-flavored water (out of olives? wat? calm down take it in stride) and oh my!!! yes its pinto beans!!! Slam Dunk. Drool and juice are running down my flabby boiled chest as I choke down a bin of cubed tomatoes and the 2 minute warning buzzer brings me back from my dreamland. My eyes narrow & I imagine myself holding a sword. Two swords maybe. I see the great white whale, a steaming cauldron of 350 pounds of taco meat. Its always eluded me …. given me bull**** dreams about failure (often I have problem with my teeth in such dreams and equally often I am in h.s. again and bein bullied) and I have had enough. Man has been tamed, man has been made into a P.C. automaton. NO MORE. I renounce my ways. Every True God Is Both Creator & Destoryer. (-Punchon) I grab a trash bag full of Fire Sacuse and take off my slacks and shirt and undershirt and medical knee brace(s) and dive HEADFIRST INTO THAT ****. IT OUTWEIGHTS ME BY 20 POUNDS BUT I HAVE THE PbumION. CHOMPIN AND SCARFIN. THE TACO DUDES LOOK ON IN SHOCK! “WHOA HES GOING FOR IT” THE OLDEST AMONG THEM IS NAMED RASCO AND HE IS A CHILEAN WHO SPEAKS LITTLE ENGLISH. “FIRE SAUCE BE THE DEATH OF YOU, BLANCO” BUT I AM A MAN, I AM FINALLY ALIVE AND I AM NOT AFRAID. I START TO GET A LITTLE HARD AS THE FEELING OF MUSHED UP TACOMEAT IS WHAT I IMAGINE A GIRLS WHOHA TO FEEL LIKE, BUT NOTHING WILL DISTRACT ME, INSTEAD I USE MY SEXUAL ECSTACY TO SWALLOW FASTER. I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AND THERE IS NO TOMORROW. AS I SINK DEEPER INTO THE CAULDRON I ENVISION THE WOMB … MY MOTHER WAS A NO SHOW, RUMORED TO BE ITALIAN … COINCIDENCE? THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES. MY STOMACH, EFFICIENT, HAS ALREADY TURNED THE SOUR CREAM INTO GAS AND SO I START TO MAKE SPACE, CLENCHING MY CHEEKS SO THE GAS WILL PRODUCE A PLEASANT WHISTLE NOT UNLIKE REGGAETON MUSIC THAT LATINOS LOVE. THE TACO SQUAD BEGINS A SLOW CRESCENDO OF APPLAUSE, CLAPS TURN TO SHOUTS, AND THE FINAL NOUGAT OF MEATS SLIMES INTO MY MOUTH AS THE SCOREBOARD EXPLODES, SHOOTING SPARKS OVER THE ENTIRETY OF THE TACO BELL KITCHEN PREP AREA. SOON I WILL BE CARRIED AWAY ON CONTENT SHOULDERS, LATER WILL COME THE HONORS AND TROPHIES AND CONCUBINES, STILL AFTER THAT THE TALL TALES AND LEGENDS, BUT FOR NOW I SIT NAKED IN A CAULDRON BEREFT OF MEAT FOOD PRODUCT, FARTING AND ****ING (FORGOT TO MENTION THAT) FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN I LOVE MY COUNTRY, RIGHT OR WRONG. ALSO I AM UNEMPLOYED AND THE ****ER HIRING MANAGER AT BEST Buy won’t return my phone calls (am seeking legal recourse). (view post) |
06/17/2010 | |
help me out here folksgta 4 and vice city (view post) |
12/27/2009 |