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D&D Interest Check

kinky_gerl87 Posted:

genericangstyposter Posted:

By the way, I usually don’t make characters completely based around sex. Ah, well.

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Perhaps instead of ejaculate once per day, make it so that the sorceress cursed him to desire everything with a warm hole and a pulse. Pulse optional. This way, he doesn’t have to, ah, excuse himself every time he’s out “information gathering”, but will instead hit on anything that moves and try everything out “at least once”.

Initially he raged and fumed over his aristocratic tastes being brought down so low. I mean, when you start chatting up donkeys, you know that you’ve got issues. However, as time pbumed he realised that it wasn’t all that bad- some things he thought he would never try turned out pretty interesting, if not enjoyable. The question you should ask now, though, is this: how much of it is the curse, and how much of it is Voaer’s own perversity? Has the curse really survived so many years?

That sounds like it’s more reasonable to me, indeed. Also, I should note, that he FANCIES himself as aristocratic, but he isn’t by a longshot.

And yes, this curse has lasted that long. I’d say on a subconscious level he’s still repulsed by some of the people he’s had sex with, even if the curse has stayed active. He once had sex with someone that looked like John Candy’s fatter older sister, for instance.

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Nah, I’m just messing with you. AHAHAHA!

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Cubear Posted:

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CUBEAR:

If I said that I came on your bumhole, would you yell enjoy? And if you yelled enjoy, would you kill yourself?

D&D Interest Check

I thought of it, and here’s an interesting reason:

It used to be mindless hedonism. He spurned a rather drunken sorceress’ advances one night, because he absolutely, positively doesn’t have sex with drunken women (one might find this gallant, but it’s because they tend to vomit). Apparently, her mind was set on him, and so she cursed him: if he didn’t ejaculate at least once every day, he would feel horrible pain throughout his body. The pain would get worse every day. If he didn’t ejaculate for a fortnight, he would die. He hasn’t gotten past two days (jail processing days), though, and has only had to masturbate once. That isn’t to say that he still doesn’t enjoy it. He does. But now, he wants to find that sorceress, **** her again, and then kill her. Or maybe just kill her (then **** her?).

I have other ideas for him as well, but I’d like to see how they play out rather than “spoiling” them. They aren’t sex-related, either, and you asked specifically about his motivations there, I think. His motivations otherwise are pretty simple: survive. Really, he’s quite animalistic. But not so much that you’d catch him in a forest or something. Ugh. He’s not from a noble background, but he definitely fancies himself as a noble.

By the way, I usually don’t make characters completely based around sex. Ah, well.

And don’t worry, I won’t turn this into a porn. He might go off into the bushes by himself for a while, or go “information gathering” *cough cough*, but I’ll never be explicit. The minute there is an actual sex scene, by the way, I’ll bumume OOC that the person he’s with is trying to kill him, or something else interesting. :-P

I was watching something on the History Channel...

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StLouisRibs Posted:

lol sum1’s trying too hard for top flamebaiterrr…Log in to see images!

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but yeah stop posting threads

Actually, it has nothing to do with that. I know I’ll never be top flame-baiter. I just can’t shut up. Sorry, guys, I’m never going to shut up, regardless of what you bumhats say!

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I was watching something on the History Channel...

Zonhin Posted:

farts are funny buy why awere you watching the history channel history is boring my 8th grade history teacher mr. hitler (thats what i call him lol) is soooo boring

I bet you that most other channels don’t talk about Hitler’s farts.

all topics are FAQs now

That isn’t even remotely true, bumtard.

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I think that it looks like a giant bumhole in the middle of an eye.

omfg trout

Yeah. He’s so good that he got to level 1001, turned into an Emo Kid, turned BACK into a Troll, started over at level 1, and became level 1001. great timesSUCKERS!