futhermocker's Flamebate Posts

A More Strategic Forumpwning Experience

This sounds absolutely wonderful, but would require a complete restructuring of the entire game, which is simply too much work. Perhaps this could be an idea for another forumwarz type of game in the future? (Or Forumwarz 2.0 if you will lol)

Falcon help? *Perhaps spoilers?*

Pink Floyd .moar file question

MeatLoafFan Posted:

I just got it. It took me awhile, but it’s worth it. And you already have enough pieces that you could probably do it in 30 visits..

Try doing this with 1 luck. Honestly that’s worked out best for me. I even got my luck all the way down to 0, but 1 is best.

How did you manage to get ZERO luck? Doesn’t it start at 1?

Special Limited Time Offer from Acid Flux's Overstocked Warehouse

Acid Flux Posted:

Well, folks, that damn monkey did it again.

All I wanted was 5 units of 5-HTP for personal use.

But no.

That godforsaken monkey ordered FIVE HUNDRED units.

What the hell am I going to do with 500 5-HTPs?

*sigh*

I guess I’ll be listing them as well.

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I *just* bought like 20 5-HTPs from herbal bumault at almost full price coz my frugality was liek 10 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BAWWWW I R QUITING THIS GAME 4 EVAR...

for future reference and note to self:

NEVAR set buyout price = minimum bid, it screws up everything

in the event I end up forking out much more than I have to, will you kindly give me some of my flezz back since you’re quitting anyway? Log in to see images! (view post)

Why The ****

At least you can BS your way through Shakespeare and what not since interpretation is always oh so subjective.

Try doing that with calculus or chemistry, especially chemistry and see what happens.

new game improvement idea "b& aid"

That completely defeats the point of a permaban.

Actually scratch that your idea completely defeats the purpose of any bans if players can just buy their way out of trouble.

Community discussion: Clbum balance suggestions

Hmmm ok I see what you’re getting at.

I was thinking more along the lines of fixing upkeep at 20 and luck at a certain number, rather than toss everything into offense and/or defense. But IMO defense is sort of useless, a level 35 forum doing 10% less damage doesn’t make a difference if your offense is high enough that you can kill everything in 2 rounds.

Community discussion: Clbum balance suggestions

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

That doesn’t actually make a lot of sense, since the end-game is distinct from normal gameplay. If clbumes aren’t balanced in the end-game then it quickly grows stale and boring.

Also, the difficulty when playing through the game is entirely dependent on how you choose to play. When I went through I bought the cheap equipment then the best equipment without much in the way of the mid-range equipment, and that resulted in the game being a bit tough at first followed by being fairly easy. (Of course, .moar files have come out since then and have thrown all the playbalance into chaos. Also, Camwhores got a few big nerfs along the way.)

This is true, but what I was getting at is that for some clbumes their equipment is much more expensive and breaks more easily, so the explicit and implicit cost is higher, which adds to the challenge.

To play the devil’s advocate, if all clbumes were perfectly balanced, there would be no point in having different clbumes since they’d all just be one and the same. But yes I know what you mean and I agree to some extent, though I think your proposed nerf on trolls is too punishing. And yes I’m also biased since I’m a troll myself. Log in to see images!

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Your pattern fails with the Camwhore, as the camwhore clbum is the weakest in the end-game. D:

If you take the time to gear your chars out, the difference should be significant.

On a related note, could you please provide your current build (EQ/Stats)? I can’t work this kinda stuff out without more information.

As many posters have pointed out, the main problem is that with the creation Kyoubai, glbumes have become available to pretty much every clbum except emos and re-res. I guess a very temporary solution would be to have a new shoe shop to provide better shoes.

As for my current build:

Ego 5140

Douchebaggery 616

Offense 104

Defense 128

Luck 46

Frugality 13

Charisma 33

Upkeep 20

Equip:

*Democrat book

*Tumorous Kidney

*Earbleeders

*Prune Serv

*male reproductive organblaster mouse

Moar files

*More random keystrokes (+7 Offense, +7 Luck)

*Pink Floyd (+30 Offense, +30 Defense)

*My blood in the bathtub (+150 Ego, +6 Offense, +6 Luck, +6 Frugality)

*Deluxe Paperclip bumistant (+40 Ego, +2 Offense, +2 Defense, +2 Frugality)

*Riprogrammatori (+7 Offense, +7 Defense, +7 Luck, +7 Charisma)

I will most likely change this build as I made this when I was level 33 and wanted to pwn the level 35 forums. You can expect probably another 12-14 points into offense and ego down to around 2000 with my future build.

Community discussion: Clbum balance suggestions

Here’s some food for thought.

Right now we’re talking only about end game balance, could it be possible that the clbumes were designed such that certain clbumes would have a harder time leveling up and playing through the game while in the low-mid levels, but become really powerful in the end game; whereas other clbumes can just blaze through the game like Sonic the Hedgehog, but end up being less powerful when end game is reached?

Reason I ask is because I seem to have a fairly easy time progressing through the game with my hacker and emo kid accounts, whereas I definitely had to spend more time leveling up my troll and camwhore. (I have a permanoob just for ****s and giggles, but it’s become too much of a time sink)